BigSnake Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You are a non-smoker, but you carry three packs of cigarettes and 3, one hunderds baht notes in your car, just in case the cop is a non-smoker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 thaivisa.com is your only news source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You love Thai and dislike all non Thai people (Joking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heng Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 When your team scores, you yell out "oh-ho!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) -You can use the loo at service stations without getting completely naked or falling down the hole. -You ignore all other expats and tourists, actively avoiding eye contact. -You eat deep fried bread and condesed milk for breakfast, while waiting for the Kow Tom (sai kai duay) to cool. -You think its a great idea to move as near as possible to the local airport. -You think men with down-syndrome whacking people and dripping hot wax on their heads is funny. -You actually understand the gameshows on TV. -You watch seventeen VCDs of a Thai soap back to back. - You know all the words to everything Pee Bird has ever sung. -You think Tata Young is good. -You start buying skin whitening cream. Edited August 18, 2008 by wolf5370 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 you tend to add spice & chilli to all food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanBlack Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 when "getting away with murder" is not just a saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 ....having, somtam poo (phet maak), sticky rice and barbequed chicken for breakfast (love it).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefMonkey Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 ....having, somtam poo (phet maak), sticky rice and barbequed chicken for breakfast (love it).... you huddle round a plate of raw papaya, put your feet up on the stool, with your toes wrapped around the rim and a bog roll ready to wipe your mouth, with lemon juice dripping from a rancid black crab, saying.....Arroy Mahk Mahk! Lam Dehy Dehy! Seb Lai Lai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junki3korean Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 hot chilli becomes your new pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Arrive back at Heathrow, jump into a cab and say "Taxi-meter..." Footprints on your toilet seat. You got to the cinema and are half-way out of your seat before you realize it's just the "switch off your phone" message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kangeroo Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 having a few drinks at a nice bar full of nice girls but all your interested in is watcing a few thai dogs playing across the road . cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 - You import your breadmaker, blender and all the modern appliances and then find the best way to make Thai food with them. - You hear the news of the financial crisis and think its nothing to do with you anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 You feel the latest PM is a great guy that comes up with simple solutions for complicated problems. And also can become your best friend. Time to go home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 -You can use the loo at service stations without getting completely naked or falling down the hole. quote] Hahahaha. Did that and fell down the hole, had my pants nicely tucked around my knees and my back head was bracing to the wall, of course one foot slipped the wet floor tiles and down I went into my own disposed crap. 120 kg farang spatting around in his own crap, my wife was laughing all the way to Prakonchai. I just felt shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 When you walk into office buildings or get tickets at the movie theatre, bts etc, they automatically speak to you in Thai. Must have the look. or You take every flyer handed out to you on the street, and take it home and throw it in some drawer. or You don't hold doors open for people anymore or rush onto the lift before everyone is off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Saw this nthe other day, and I defintelt think you have been in Thailand too long when... ...you buy some nam som and accidentally drop money onto the road. You pick up the money and do a Wai for dropping the money.... Bloody hel_l, saw a farang do that. Still freaks me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 And you have been in Thailand too long ,if you don't pick it up ,as it may be Unlucky ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 You have been in Thailand too long when you see a snake , kill it and eat it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 You have been in Thailand too long when you sh1t red and green chillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heng Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 When eating a pound of meat at one of those Korean BBQ joints and later being bathed by two nimble 19 year olds is a "healthy" night out (because you tend to drink beer instead of liquor on those nights). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottleymike Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 When your Thai wifes family start sending you money every month!! When you look six ways for motorcyclists before walking into another aisle at Tesco's. When you only enjoy snacks with more than four legs on. When you think Thai politics are perfectly normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seneque Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 when you drive on the wrong side of the road because the u-turn is a little too far.. when you dont hear the screaming music everywhere ... when you dont hear the dogs barking anymore ... when the village headman at his microphone at 6.30am is just plain normal .. when police trying to stop you on the road is not a dangerous hazard .. when you start going to too many funerals ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seneque Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 when you are not irritated at the repeated deep thoughts such as : mai pen rai Arai ko dai jai yen yen that definitely contribute to thailand being such a wonderful world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tod Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 ...when you think TOT is a perfectly decent ISP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) when you have tried all favors of instant noodle MAMA Edited November 3, 2008 by thithi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlKing Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 when you stop wearing YELLOW and RED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambretta Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 (edited) When you use your hands to help explain/express yourself in a conversation all the time even to farangs! When hanging of the back of a motorbike taxi in total pieces from the night before is something you consider normal. When you don't even bother asking your girlfriends opinion any more as you know the answer will be, up to you. Edited November 3, 2008 by lambretta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 You start making wai,at every temple you see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 when u get used to TUK TUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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