The Truth About Married Life.

'The Truth About Married Life'

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship,

one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife,

met for drinks after work . The conversation eventually

drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their

men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare

notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and

said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to

my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all

the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I

had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and

stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad

passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty

much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday,

he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather

bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so

turned on that we not only made love all night, he

wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I

did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids

to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil

bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into

a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black

stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a

black mask, ready for action.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed

a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

'Oi, Batman, what's for dinner???'