kurgen Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that dam_n difficult, is it?" he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 And that's the news from Kurgensville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Actually, I think the sperm is kept frozen. But it wouldn't make as good a story. An interesting and provocative joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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