The Off Topic Thread

[IMA_FARANG]

In the beginning God built the first body. Then he left for a smoke break.

The head, the heart, the stomach, the feet....all parts of the body started argueing about which one was in charge.

"I've got all the brains", said the head, "so I should be in charge."

"Well without me beating and pumping blood", said the heart,"nothing would work, So I need to be in charge,"

All the parts of the body had their own reason for being in charge.

Then the A**hole spoke up. "No, I'm in charge", said the A**hole.

All the rest of the parts of the body just laughed at that.

So the A**hole just closed itself off. Nothing was going out of the body.

Pretty soon the brain was reeling from the fumes, the stomach was churning...all the parts of the body were feeling the effects of the A**hole being blocked up.

"O.K., you're in charge", the body parts told the A**hole, "Just open up."

And that's how it all started. With that very first body. Since that very day A**holes have always been in charge.

Now you know why your boss is a A**hole.

[AlexLah]

So does that mean all "Bosses" are A**holes or they should be?

The company I work for has put me in charge of SEA and during my first meeting with the team I told the "Unwashed" to do as I tell. I made it very clear that anyone that tries to challenge my decisions will be fired instantly.

[smokie36]

Is it really the sea or just a big fish in a small pond?

[thithi]

kinda bored of bangkok..... hmmmmmmmm

[MaiChai]

LOS=Land Of Sex?

[Andyf]

First time I see this tread.

Of course I did not read all 106 pages, only the last 20/30 posts, many I do not understand.... seems language for long time members.

Well, I only joined last month, so I am new, I looked around, read the rules, reading many articles, replying to some of them.

Just 10 minutes ago, I tried to reply to the general topic , today, jun 30, which is created by admin.

I cannot reply, but if it shows up under 'view new content' their are always replies.

Do I do something wrong ??

I like to see following as a topic to members can reply, see what TV members think, and are they willing to active participate

2011-2020 announced as Road Safety decade

Sorry this is the off-topic thread. Basically you are encouraged to post whatever you want. Hint, it helps if you post something nobody but you understands.

[Andyf]

thank god thats over!

no more of those <deleted> vuvzelas.

so what we got to look forward to next.

ah yes the sound of bloody samba drums!

They have to be better though

[smokie36]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBqFtdpxJs

[Shipwreck]

I'm tired of cleaning up crap all day long.

[AlexLah]

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa, just walked by the pool and there is this 50 year old guy trying to swim having those plastic floaters around his arms, haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way they now have aerobics at my place, 10 Baaaaaaaaaaaaaht!!!!!!

[Shipwreck]

I may or may not pay 10 Baht to watch old people try to swim using plastic arm floaters....

Free? For sure.

[cashill]

Some months ago somebody abused my account, should i kill him?

[smokie36]

Pull your trousers up you're causing a scene in here....

[AlexLah]

Crash hill, when you back in Thailand lah?

You saved enough money or you are now sending monthly allowance?

Anyway Titti is gone I believe, found BKK boring.....

So we can gossip safely about her, heh heh he

Would it be save if I posted a very interesting snap of her?

[thithi]

i saw that plarex!

havent gone out partying for like.............. 2 weeks. i am dried out.

[AlexLah]

Good, better keep it like that as you know what is likely to happen when you go out.

Bwwwwwwwuuuuuuurrrgghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaa!

[thithi]

I'm not a Barbie!

gonna go out tonight tho... sooooooooooooo excited!

[AlexLah]

Meh, BKK one of the worst places to go out, very boring. Jakarta already better.

But anyway I think I will not go out, very exciting!

[Shipwreck]

Indo = 200M People

Thai= 66M People

I've been there and I agree. Better nightlife.

[thithi]

i hate hoessssssssss!

[cashill]

To much expences last months.

Moved home

Very thirsty since i left thai,in the bar now every night

Got used to eating 5 times a day

[AlexLah]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Denied entry in the hoessssssssss.

Just water and 5 carrots a day Crashie?

[thithi]

scratch dog scratch dog

made me sick in the taxi on the way to school. lucky me the driver got a plastic bag.

[cashill]

1. I want a new car

[AlexLah]

2. Get a good paying job...... whaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, open door

[thithi]

oh shiat, i havent paid the school fees.

[AlexLah]

I just spoke with your teacher and he said you don't have to pay as you haven't learned anything.........

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

:lol:

(why do I feel like the evil clown.....)

[thithi]

ohhhhhhhhh thanks!!!!! 55555555555

[zzaa09]

Meh, BKK one of the worst places to go out, very boring. Jakarta already better.

Shanghai is the place to be.....for the ever-present fashionable and trendy.

[cashill]

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