The Off Topic Thread

[AlexLah]

Thitthi, could you explain to me why the comic you posted is funny, better why you think it is funny.

Sorry did not have a morning coffee this evening.

[Sarge]

anyone seen my pet giraffe?

[AlexLah]

P shopped, clearly.

Does anyone have a clue why nobody is reacting in the Moony thread?

Have you all been indoctrinated?

[thithi]

Alex - it's the OFF TOPIC thread why would you be bothered to get to understand what i posted?

and Sarge - no i havent seen your pet, but you look quite a lot like it.

[Sarge]

is she representative of Phayao fauna?

[thithi]

i have no idea, Sarge

I dnt live in Phayao.

doesnt yr pet have the microship in its neck?

[Sarge]

bald man's tattoo

[thesunset75]

what will happen tomorrow

[Sarge]

Should I stay or should I go now?

Should I stay or should I go now?

If I go there will be trouble

An' if I stay it will be double

So come on and let me know

The Clash

[RakJungTorlae]

Should I stay or should I go now?

Should I stay or should I go now?

If I go there will be trouble

An' if I stay it will be double

So come on and let me know

The Clash

Wrong thread knuckle head

[RakJungTorlae]

I am retiring from using this thread "off topic" as its OP is one complete AHMF. You guys can kick and scream all yo want.~ I know you will miss me dearly but I will not miss you what so ever.!! Its just the way it goes, just except it. And I will see you in one of the other threads.

Edited November 21, 2008 by RakJungTorlae

[Swanky]

Cya then. Is that 'accept' as opposed to 'except'?

Edited November 21, 2008 by Swanky

[RakJungTorlae]

Cya then. Is that 'accept' as opposed to 'except'?

Each and to your own philosophy dear. Acceptable?

[chavy]

I am retiring from using this thread "off topic" as its OP is one complete AHMF. You guys can kick and scream all yo want.~ I know you will miss me dearly but I will not miss you what so ever.!! Its just the way it goes, just except it. And I will see you in one of the other threads.

[Swanky]

Yeah but he made another post after his flounce. Can't stay away.

[mmushr00m]

Ahh [email protected] realised I have food spots all over my shirt from lunch. Guess thast what happens when you have that noodles with all that sauce..

[BIGTOE3]

:D

1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'

2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

9) S*x is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

13) You know that look women get when they want s*x? No, me neither

14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Then there is always CAKE ???

BT

[thithi]

hahahahha love it!!!!!!

:D

[Sarge]

Somchai gets home late one night and his wife, Lek, says, "Where in the hel_l have you been?"

Somchai replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a thousand baht banknote on my willy," he said proudly.

"What the hel_l were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a thousand baht tattooed on his willy?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a few hundreds anytime you want."

[thithi]

errrhmmmmm

underaged here

Edited November 21, 2008 by thithi

[AlexLah]

I was looking at Prison Break 4th season episode 11 (watched 10 before).

Then suddenly stopped and telling me I was already on Megavideo for 62 minutes and needed to wait an hour before I could watch Megavideo again.

Sock's, or is Socks?

Edit: Started a new page again, amazing....

Edited November 21, 2008 by AlexLah

[Sarge]

funny caption competition I start:

two university students on lunch break

[AlexLah]

Most of you said yes, but it really was no.

[thesunset75]

I put my trust in you

[Sarge]

stand by me

[thesunset75]

broken dreams

[Sarge]

shattered glasses

[thesunset75]

How can you eat banana and cheese

[Sarge]

easy first eat the cheese with bread ......... wait and then you banana

[thesunset75]

Faut!

Open your mouth put its in and chew, swallow

I did btw, but no bread only cheese then water and banana

I was so hungry !