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Yeah well there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day, give him a gun and he can steal all the fish he needs.

Teach a man to fish and he will keep asking you for bait.

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Well......I buy my fishes at Tesco............easy and no need to get....DARK !!! :o

I went shopping at Big C, got so pissed off at them not having half of the things that I wanted to buy that i left the half that I had so arduously scavenged in the trolley and went to tesco.

Managed to forget a bag I had put in safekeeping with the staff at tesco, and didn't get around to picking it up a week later. It Was Still There.

I actually tried to go back the day after I'd left it but the cabbie took me to jusco so I called it a week.

the funniest quote today I read was (don’t you have a sea to poke) I just LMFAO…..!!!!!!!

im easily amused :o

I wonder what bkkjames could of meant? :D

RJT, you are easily amused!

Well......I buy my fishes at Tesco............easy and no need to get....DARK !!! :o

don't worry you won't get any darker, you are covered in fudge. :D

I usually buy my fishes after dark.

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Left this place for 14 hours and I see the quality of posts has not improved. Keep it up.

Btw, did I read on page 2 or 3 that someone was suggesting Teacup was Met Girl?

Is this true?

I have a really bad itch on my ass. Would anyone care to scratch it?

HAHAHA....a rough walls would help perfectly

But I'm in a padded room at the moment and this white suit they have on me is keeping my hands tied........ HELP someone let me out of here!!!!!

Jesus?

It would have to be, no one else could type in that situation. Unless of course its skippy

Left this place for 14 hours and I see the quality of posts has not improved. Keep it up.

Btw, did I read on page 2 or 3 that someone was suggesting Teacup was Met Girl?

Is this true?

READ - MY - LIP

Totally....FALSE , UNTRUE, PRESUMPIOUS TO EVEN BROUGHT IT UP, …Or SUGGESTED ,....Or even to THINK/IT THAT WAY!!!

And for your future info.....

Metro Girl = Metropolitan + Girl

So…I'm a HIP HIP GIRL …….oii …it's sooooo URBAN of ME !!!.........yeah....I'm COOOOOLLLLL !!!!! :D

Btw: who is this gal or dude Teacup anyway :o

Your fantasy...or shall I say....everyone's fantasy ?????

I kept hearing her name from every lips around here - she must be that "HOT" huh :D

I hope I can live up to her level

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Left this place for 14 hours and I see the quality of posts has not improved. Keep it up.

Btw, did I read on page 2 or 3 that someone was suggesting Teacup was Met Girl?

Is this true?

READ - MY - LIP

Totally....FALSE , UNTRUE, PRESUMPIOUS TO EVEN BROUGHT IT UP, …Or SUGGESTED ,....Or even to THINK/IT THAT WAY!!!

And for your future info.....

Metro Girl = Metropolitan + Girl

So…I'm a HIP HIP GIRL …….oii …it's sooooo URBAN of ME !!!.........yeah....I'm COOOOOLLLLL !!!!! :D

Btw: who is this gal or dude Teacup anyway :o

For someone with only 35 posts, you sure are up to speed with everything TV. Kinda like you have been here for many years now.

Go United!

Read my profile page....

I am......

cute

smart

educated - SO AM A FAST LEARNER, JA :o

oh....almost forgot.....SWEET too

very hip hip urban gal...TOTALLY !!! :D

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Read my profile page....

I am......

cute

smart

educated

oh....almost forgot.....SWEET too

very hip hip urban gal...TOTALLY !!! :o

Do you know many Metro Gal's it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Two...one to screw in the lightbulb and one to suck my...................................thumb

Read my profile page....

I am......

cute

smart

educated

oh....almost forgot.....SWEET too

very hip hip urban gal...TOTALLY !!! :D

Do you know many Metro Gal's it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Two...one to screw in the lightbulb and one to suck my...................................thumb

So by your own admission.....

It IS just a……..THUMB size…huh :o

Errrr….have U ever heard the word……”Self-service”!!! ????......quite eaaasy 2 do u know :D

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Read my profile page....

I am......

cute

smart

educated

oh....almost forgot.....SWEET too

very hip hip urban gal...TOTALLY !!! :D

Do you know many Metro Gal's it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Two...one to screw in the lightbulb and one to suck my...................................thumb

So by your own admission.....

It IS just a……..THUMB size…huh :o

Errrr….have U ever heard the word……”Self-service”!!! ????......quite eaaasy 2 do u know :D

If i could I would TC (i mean metgirl), but unlike a dog, I am not that flexible.

If i could I would TC (i mean metgirl), but unlike a dog, I am not that flexible.

James Jaa…..

Are U being “Naughty” and talking silly again?…..tsk tsk tsk

And

Why do U have a habit of calling my name when with another girls, ….huh?

I’m very flattered tho !!! :o

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TC, that's the kind of creativity expected of this thread.

Now where was I. Is it just me or do other people get the runs when ordering KF Chicken in Bangkok?

MetroGirl, you are funny!

But I do not think you are a sweet girl, I think you are spicey!

Urban hip hip, how about Hip Hop?

Don't worry about TC, see can't beat ya.

How about roses, candle light, some drink and a view from a rooftop?

:o

dam_n, have to be off topic.

Ok how about the weather, when will it rain again?

Why are the soi dogs in BKK all over 50 fat and Balding?

MetroGirl, you are funny!

But I do not think you are a sweet girl, I think you are spicey!

Urban hip hip, how about Hip Hop?

Don't worry about TC, see can't beat ya.

How about roses, candle light, some drink and a view from a rooftop?

:o

AlexLah

Ummm….can I call you just …..ALEX ?

Funny and spicy…too huh….okok I will add those to - my list of great quality too, .......kob jai ja

So U like roses , candle light dinner, and moonlight walk,

U r sooooo romantic jing jing, Alex

and

U don't like being hip hip , but hip hop huh :D

Gor daai….how bout this…..

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The liz lizard loves eatin chicken gizzard, watch me hop up down, darn i just hit the ground do the lizard dance

i goes a little somthin like this

sahke yo tail

roll your eyez

and party all night !!!! :D

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Just for U jaa,…..ALEX

We should meet up sometimes :D .....................if U like what U seeing, that is

Later

nong M

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MetroGirl, you are funny!

But I do not think you are a sweet girl, I think you are spicey!

Urban hip hip, how about Hip Hop?

Don't worry about TC, see can't beat ya.

How about roses, candle light, some drink and a view from a rooftop?

:o

AlexLah

Ummm….can I call you just …..ALEX ?

Funny and spicy…too huh….okok I will add those to - my list of great quality too, .......kob jai ja

So U like roses , candle light dinner, and moonlight walk,

U r sooooo romantic jing jing, Alex

and

U don't like being hip hip , but hip hop huh :D

Gor daai….how bout this…..

-------------------------------

The liz lizard loves eatin chicken gizzard, watch me hop up down, darn i just hit the ground do the lizard dance

i goes a little somthin like this

sahke yo tail

roll your eyez

and party all night !!!! :D

---------------------------------------------------------------

Just for U jaa,…..ALEX

We should meet up sometimes :D .....................if U like what U seeing, that is

Later

nong M

I wonder if Alex got the photo too?

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Sorry TC, that response belongs in the farang pub section.

Don't worry, i won't get jealous though, can't speak for others on here though.

Off Topic, did any see the US debate on TV, does anyone care?

A 41 yr old bald guy was trying to hit on me, in another thread!!!!

Ewww……. YUCK!!!!! :o

Me too! Although I was also pretending to be a cute teenage girl, so its par for the course, I suppose. :D

Sorry TC, that response belongs in the farang pub section.

Don't worry, i won't get jealous though, can't speak for others on here though.

Why you keep calling my name Ja, even when replying to that "hip hip girl"

OK GO BACK and change "TC" ...to...."MetroGirl", na James na

I have soo much works to do, the country doesn't run itself U know, can't be back here often....BUSY BUSY BUSY

can someone tell me where this is???? คอนเสิร์ตในเธค - โรงเบียร์เยอรมัน พระราม !!

can someone tell me where this is???? คอนเสิร์ตในเธค - โรงเบียร์เยอรมัน พระราม !!

on serious note, still off topic tho.....hehe

Concert in tech (nai tech) - at the "German beer factory" - Praram area !!

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Sorry as esteemed author of this thread I must point out that the use of Thai script is forbidden because I can't tell if you are in fact ON or OFF TOPIC which kinda defeats the purpose of this.

A 41 yr old bald guy was trying to hit on me, in another thread!!!!

Ewww……. YUCK!!!!! :o

Me too! Although I was also pretending to be a cute teenage girl, so its par for the course, I suppose. :D

He was hitting on U 2 ????, sis

ohhh god.......that's sure major sicko totally !!!! :D

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