The Off Topic Thread

[cashill]

Alexbah i thought Thithing meant to say 'doei doei' ( as from the hou doe region)

[thithi]

yeh exactly Cashewnuts!!!!!

smart one

had an exam today....

another one tomorrow... [Library exam ]

more 5 exams to go!!!!!

no F... no F..... Mai aowwwww FFF

Edited February 23, 2009 by thithi

[AlexLah]

I first thought of that but then thought how does TT know doei?

How does she know????????

The plot thickens...............

What the heck is a library exam?

Do you need to find 10 books in ten minutes while racing through the library?

[thithi]

oh i once kicked a dutch guy's ass after that he ran away screaming doei doei

library exam .... yey i have no idea what it is about

[AlexLah]

What a wanke_r, luckily not all Dutchies are like that.

You do not even know what it is, haven't you asked someone?

You just accept your faith while being led to the slaughterhouse?

You need to:

Fight "The System"

[thithi]

what the hel_l ........

[AlexLah]

Burp!

Ooooooooops, sorry.

Nice picture of sky I made last year.

Now I am hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGTOE3]

what the hel_l ........

When you eat too much cake and.....

Wine and Water

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when

drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

It might also help me at next TV night out

BT hope you all have a good day.

[AlexLah]

No more water for me.

[thesunset75]

foking flu keep me in bed for 5 days ggggrrrr

[BIGTOE3]

foking flu keep me in bed for 5 days ggggrrrr

Lucky you, It was 34c here, sunny, blue sky and NO flu in sight.

BT

[thithi]

it's HOT

[BIGTOE3]

it's HOT

And its sunny "again" AHH life is hard when you are retired.

Shades are a good idea.

BT

[GrahamF]

Just a thought, why do some people always "sign" their posts?

Edited February 26, 2009 by GrahamF

[BIGTOE3]

Just a thought, why do some people always "sign" their posts?

Well why not ????

nice to be polite - yes

BT I am also a happy guy...

[thithi]

yey need to buy a new one.... gosh so dam_n HOT

[cashill]

very cool today

Why didnt i thnk of that?

Cash u nuts

Edited February 27, 2009 by cashill

[thithi]

no no it's CASHEW nuts

[AlexLah]

Boring!

[Zpete]

Yeah, Alex, let's do sumfin serious like.....

[AlexLah]

Also get's boring...................

[thithi]

and eating cake

[AlexLah]

Eating cake also get's boring after a while.

What else to do?

[BIGTOE3]

and eating cake

OKAY OKAY, we have people who are toooooo hot and we have people who are BORED,,,,,,,

Suggestion - Why don't we ALL go to Crossbar ON Sunday and watch Man Utd v Spurs in Cup Final, have a few beers, CAKE to celebrate the winners - AND - WE are ALL winners toooooo.

meet 9.30 pm OKAY ?????????

BT

[thesunset75]

Finally i feel better !

Tomorrow im ready for my son's BD party with 10 children again hahahaha and at night its parents party.

Hope alchohol will kill the focking flu still have left in my body !

[BIGTOE3]

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

Have a nice day.

BT

[Zpete]

and eating cake

OKAY OKAY, we have people who are toooooo hot and we have people who are BORED,,,,,,,

Suggestion - Why don't we ALL go to Crossbar ON Sunday and watch Man Utd v Spurs in Cup Final, have a few beers, CAKE to celebrate the winners - AND - WE are ALL winners toooooo.

meet 9.30 pm OKAY ?????????

BT

'BIGTOE3', now you are talking boring....<deleted>

What can be more boring than watching 25 guys running around a paddock kicking a ball, blowing a whistle and waving flags.

Ya gotta be mentally challenged to do that, sooooooooo boring.

[BIGTOE3]

Up to you TIT...

Better than chasing SHEEP.

bt

[Zpete]

No worse than a field full of guys in skimpy gear chasing balls.

[AlexLah]

Bored!