Christmas Cookie Recipe

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Just in time, here's a great Christmas cookie recipe.

Enjoy!

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>Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

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> > 1 cup of water

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> > 1 tsp baking soda

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> > 1 cup of sugar

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> > 1 tsp salt

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> > 1 cup of brown sugar

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> > lemon juice

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> > 4 large eggs

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> > 1 cup nuts

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> > 2 cups of dried fruit

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> > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

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>Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

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>Take a large bowl, then check the Cuervo again, to be

sure it

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>is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and

drink.

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>Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in

a large

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>fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

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>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is

still OK, so

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>try another cup ... just in case.

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>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add

to the

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>bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the

frigging fruit

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>off floor.

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>Mix on the turner. If the #$@! fried druit gets stuck

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>beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

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>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

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>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who

giveshz a sheet.

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>Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and

strain

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>your nuts.

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>Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever

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>you can find.

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>Greash the oven.

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>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

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>Don't forget to beat off the turner.

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>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose

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>Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

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>CHERRY MISTMAS to all!