adjan jb Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 when you fall in love with your computer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junki3korean Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 When you forget how to pronounce V`s........ thai wisa, Wictory , Wision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiJens Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 WHEN YOUR WRITING THINGS ON HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorensen Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 You know you've been in T'land to long, when: You say it is 3 O'clock when in fact it is 9 pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiebebe Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 ...when you agree with everything on Georges intial post! I've only been here three years, and only found this site in 2008, yet I can identify with everything in the first post circa 2003 - especially about the wife's priorities - it has really disturbed me - I wish I could have read it three years ago and then I might not be in the mess I'm in now! How can things be so similar 2003 to 2008 - it's made me sad really, foreigners (like me) think they are enjoying the unique culture change where really all our experiences are shared and depressingly similar! I love this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you start to enjoy Thai T.V. programs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiJens Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you start to enjoy Thai T.V. programs Then it's time to move on...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Boinnnngggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaneggspurt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 You start admiring mens bums ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 When you hang up 10 suites,5 shirts, 3 pants ,2 dresses ,a bra and a panty in the backseat of your car,to show off as if it is a moving wardrobe closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aromsia Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 (edited) When you count the increasing number of posts on a website dedicated to visa issues as a mark of your importance, when you truly believe that Thailand is an ancient mystic land that foreigners cannot understand (except you), that Thaksin invented corruption, that rural people are too stupid too vote, and only after many years during which you have spent hundreds of thousands of baht in Tea-Money to ensure your Thai wife's neices and nephews are in strategically suitable positions of influence within the bureaucracy - oh and when you start to find older women with big hairdo's...um, 'attractive'. Edited December 26, 2008 by aromsia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuibeachcomber Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 when you've got no money left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyphuketLife Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 When you pick up friends from the airport (when its not closed), and on the way home you are passing taxi's with guests from the airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 When you pick up friends from the airport (when its not closed), and on the way home you are passing taxi's with guests from the airport I don't get this one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritti Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Love it. You know you've been in Thailand too long when - You stop at the top of the escalators - You answer your phone "Elloooo" again and again each time louder - You have a Katoey friend - You have "prettied" up your phone - You answer in Thai (when speaking to a farang) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tampasailor Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 <font color='#000000'>You know you've been in Thailand too long when....You speak pigeon English to other farangs.</font> And they don't notice you do and speak same same back 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 when you enjoy reading the "You know you've been in Thailand too long" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insight Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 ... When you get shot in your own country for bringing your new-found driving habits with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangyai Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 When handing money over to a lady of the night seems an extravagant waste of cash that might have been better spent getting an accessory for your motorcycle / car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 When you're so excited about the free Nutella from the santa at foodland that you ring up the missus and tell her to come on up (with her mother) for the Xmas festivities. [i do appreciate Ritti's list - 'Helloooooo' Oh, I hope I never do that (on the phone that the missus has 'prettied' up for me )...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 ... When you get shot in your own country for bringing your new-found driving habits with you. ...and you swear at other drivers in thai... I love driving here. My newly acquired zig-zagging-at-150 driving style suits me just fine. I would get shot and/or have my license revoked pronto if driving the same way in the EU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyphuketLife Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 When you pick up friends from the airport (when its not closed), and on the way home you are passing taxi's with guests from the airport I don't get this one You have never taken a taxi from Phuket airport to phuket town then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaneggspurt Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 when you've got no money left!best answer so far ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 When the toddler you once abandoned in Farangstan has now retired in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiJens Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 When you want to go to a cold climate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aromsia Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Yes great isn't it? But the Hellooooo must be every 5 seconds and half way throgh a sentence. Such as: "Hellooo, luuk (child), bai nai? (where are you/what's up?). Ow, ga bai....'helloooo'?, Ja, ja...ow, bai...'helloooo'?. Da, da, gap luuk...and so it goes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorensen Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 When all your friends live in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENeIsUS Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 when all your friends who live in Thailand have already died in Thailand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 When you pick up friends from the airport (when its not closed), and on the way home you are passing taxi's with guests from the airport I don't get this one You have never taken a taxi from Phuket airport to phuket town then.... No ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) When you Start a topic like this??? or reply on it Edited December 30, 2008 by cashill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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