got this email:

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto).

This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone - saying how cute she is.

She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left her.

This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.

Ladies: this is what's out there....

So have a listen...and a belly-laugh, and thank your lucky stars you are either married, single, or not with this guy!

and these were the voicemails:

The girls face says it all

*shudder*

Was emailed that Dimitri voice message link a while back, had forgotten all about it. Still so cringe-worthy! But that girl is not actually the original girl, she is acting out the part in response to the message. Doing a good job of it though!

I have been looking online about his guy & it turns out he is a major sleaze. creeps me right out!!

What a prized PLONKER!

Timetogeteven

This guy has got serious skills. He gets hit on by women several times a day, he obviousley is doing something right. That girl missed out on the best opportunity of her life. 5555

Do women really have to deal with 'D1ckheads' like this?

The expressions on the girl's face are fab, and lip reading her was fantastic!

suegha.

My sister and I used to go out together alot and to a man, every single guy who would hit on us in the bar would walk up and say "Hehe, I'll bet you two are sisters, huh?" Wow, you think?

I never got one quite as creepy as Dmitri here, but I think we've all had our fair share of weirdos.

Seems like dmitri took lines directly out of my instruction guide

What a loser

Poor old Dimitri. Can't get a girlfriend nanny nanny poo poo. But has to verbally abuse a woman who gave him her number. And then says that she has a problem.

That was creepy, even more than creepy.

And now he's had his 15 minutes of stardom on Yoo Tooob!!!

What's his next name going to be?

I know, no i don't.. any helpers?

Thank you for the best laugh (out loud) I've had in ages!

Can't believe it's real, NO man is quite that deluded that he would say it (out loud) - but, it's hysterically funny anyway.

The girl in the video is good, but could have been far better with looks of utter disbelief!

This Dimitri fella has his own website www.dimitrithelover.com

Turns out he is a dating expert. But I think the professional term is "Sex Pest"

Did I mention he can teach you his secret ways too, oh yes, he teaches this to men for a price!

Check it out, it is hilarious, make sure to listen to the audio clip of him on a radio show. What a mug.

Edited February 24, 200917 yr by scottyd

lol..just checked out his website. The first thing to pop up was this:

It would seem that quite a few men are buying into his dating techniques. Do we have a world of dimitri's facing us?

(as for the actual website, words fail... :D )

edit: Ok im reading some of the things on the website. Its actually really kinda funny..this has to be a wind-up!!!!

Edited February 24, 200917 yr by eek

lol..just checked out his website. The first thing to pop up was this:

It would seem that quite a few men are buying into dating techniques. Do we have a world of dimitri's facing us?

(as for the actual website, words fail... )

Oh, I hope so! We could all kill ourselves laughing!

Unfortunately, I think the men who bought into it would realise v quickly that the method might be good for making women laugh (at them, not with them), but that was as far as it was going to go!

"I'll bet you two are sisters, huh?"

Really? I only used to say this to a mother and daughter!

Ohhh...so heavy on the cheese Tigs!

No really, it worked every time!!!

lol..just checked out his website. The first thing to pop up was this:

It would seem that quite a few men are buying into his dating techniques. Do we have a world of dimitri's facing us?

(as for the actual website, words fail... )

edit: Ok im reading some of the things on the website. Its actually really kinda funny..this has to be a wind-up!!!!

eeek, my lovely feline friend, why are you searching the dating sites, your dream man is waiting right here....COME to mR nEvErDiE....I taught Dmitir everything he knows

I taught Dmitir everything he knows

Oh dear. that is NOT good news

I taught Dmitir everything he knows

Oh dear. that is NOT good news

LISTEN HERE SBK, I don't normally make second posts, CALL ME!

This guy would have to be classed in the stalking section,and i'm surprised he has not been arrested for leaving comments like those.. A women ever meets someone like that,RUN away,as fast as possible.

Oh Dear Mr.Neverdie, I dont know what to say! ..So i'll say nothing.

As for that "stud" Dimitri, what i wonder is why the girl didnt give him a fake number or something. Why on earth would someone give him their number in the first place!? Well..maybe the weird-stalker-crazy-man behaviour just isnt obvious at first encounter

well, if the bloggers are to be believed, he is far worse than he appears http://torontoist.com/2008/06/remember_dimitri_the_lover.php

Remember Dimitri the Lover?

You know, that unspeakably grotesque misgonyist (né James Sears) who lost his medical license after being convicted of sexually assaulting female patients?.........

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Oh Dear Mr.Neverdie, I dont know what to say! ..So i'll say nothing.

As for that "stud" Dimitri, what i wonder is why the girl didnt give him a fake number or something. Why on earth would someone give him their number in the first place!? Well..maybe the weird-stalker-crazy-man behaviour just isnt obvious at first encounter

Well,he may appear normal at first,but clearly he is not all there,and a women would do well to avoid this type of person.Who knows what level he is willing to go to if he feels jilted?With neverdie,what you see,is what you get.........LOL

well, if the bloggers are to be believed, he is far worse than he appears http://torontoist.com/2008/06/remember_dimitri_the_lover.php

Wow,there you go,a sexual predator,not hard to see that coming.

Lovely chap..NOT

http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lov...ric-evaluations

At first I couldnt believe it was for real, so found it funny. Now I feel quite sick. Not only is the man seriously disturbing, but he is earning money giving seminars in how men should get intouch with their inner rapist etc.....!!!!!!

At first I couldnt believe it was for real, so found it funny. Now I feel quite sick. Not only is the man seriously disturbing, but he is earning money giving seminars in how men should get intouch with their inner rapist etc.....!!!!!!

And you thought neverdie was bad.....LOL There are some real fruitloops out there,sounds like this sleezbag needs some time in a maximum security prison,so he can try his lovin' techniques on the inmates...

At first I couldnt believe it was for real, so found it funny. Now I feel quite sick. Not only is the man seriously disturbing, but he is earning money giving seminars in how men should get intouch with their inner rapist etc.....!!!!!!

Yes, very disrespectful......what a strange creature ....for the record neverdie is nothing like that freak