American Indian

[A. BOOZER]

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of

Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came

along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him

on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the man would let

out a "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding

hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service

station, yelled one final "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that man so excited?" asked the service station

attendant.

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his

waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman

answered.

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."