Bob's Winky

[peter991]

Bob decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that the had a deformity too. Bob looked Sandy in the eyes and said 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."

Sandy and Bob got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Bob whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing,

holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Bob ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

"Yes, it is .... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches

Peter

[warfie]

hehe... saw it coming but still gave me a smile...