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The Real Cancel Culture? Trumpers Now Cancelling Reality Itself!
You can’t say anything to these Trumpy wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That. You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wantsyou to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed. One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series. And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness. They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.” And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs. It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.” They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.” But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”. -
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Accident Man Saves One Girl as Another Drowns in Front of Him
I think we have the answer as well as the culprits in the information below. 12 years old are still children that needs to be told and supervised, -
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Musk lands reusable rocket on a drone ship.
Pictures of "Big Brother" and surveillance cameras on every corner. -
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Community German National Rescued After Reportedly Being Left Homeless in Jomtien
If he's been living here legally, he has his money to fall back on, so now he's likely in a much better place, especially is she's the problem. And if she is, and she had a good free rid, now karma will take over and she'll be left with what she had before, which is likely nothing but that house.We don't know their ages, but if shes in her middle ages, she might have kicked out her ATM. -
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Transgender Swimmer Ana Caldas Sweeps Five Events at National Meet, Sparks Backlash
A bloke grows his hair and dons a woman’s swimsuit. Then competes against biological women, and wins. Not surprising in this upside down leftist world. -
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Community German National Rescued After Reportedly Being Left Homeless in Jomtien
Sorry, but you can´t be that stupid living in a foreign country. But, looks to me that the wife had the money, and not him.
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