RubbaJohnny Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Spring forward Fall Backwrds no not the Darling Tango rather 2009 Clocks will move forward in UK one hour on Sunday 29 March 01:00 GMT* (02:00 BST) * As the UK is currently on GMT, we changed our clocks at 1 am on Sunday 29 March. UK clocks go forward tomorow night or 8 am Sunday here Vital info should you wish to record the sports etc or watch Sout Eastasian Enders or CoronoryAsian street The CheckBILL or Brooksoi The head croupier at Las Vegas Londinium a Murfin Konig stated that all bets on hold 1am to 2 am unless short time extended by a P Enlarger aka a Poundstretcher or Quantitative easing. The top players will be town soon for the Gspot20 Texas Hold Em soon seats for sale apply Mr Turny Blur back Door Hindoojar Mansions Mandelson Crescent Eccelstone Drive Penistone PS tobusted flush "Move over Darling" All together now in #C In tropical climes There are certain times Of day When all the citizens retireTo take their clothes off and perspire. It's one of those rulesThat the greatest fools Obey, Because the sun is far too sultry And one must avoid its ultry Violet ray. The natives grieve When the white men leave Their huts. Because they're obviously, Definitely Nuts. Go out in the midday sun. The Japanese don't care to, The Chinese wouldn't dare to, Hindus and Argentines Sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen Detest a Siesta. In the Philippines They have lovely screens To protect you from the glare. In the Malay states There are hats like plates Which the Britishers won't wear. At twelve noon The natives swoon, And no further work is done, But mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday sun! Such a surprise For the eastern eyes To see, That though the English are effete, They're quite impervious to heat. When the white man rides Every native hides In glee. Because the simple creatures hope he Will impale his solar topee On a tree. It seems such a shame When the English claim The Earth, That they give rise To such hilarity And mirth. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. Mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday sun. The toughest Burmese bandit Can never understand it. In Rangoon The heat of noon Is just what the natives shun, They put their Scotch Or Rye down And lie down. In a jungle town Where the sun beats down To the rage of man and beast, The English garb Of the English sahib Merely gets a bit more creased. In Bangkok At twleve'o'clock They foam at the mouth and run, But mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday sun. Mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday sun. The smallest Malay rabbit Deplores this foolish habit. In Hong Kong They strike a gong And fire off a noonday gun To reprimand Each inmate Who's in late. In the Mangrove swamps Where the python romps There is peace from twelve to two, Even caribous Lie around and snooze, For there's nothing else to do. In Bengal, To move at all Is seldom if ever done. But mad dogs and Englishmen Go out in the midday Out in the midday Out in the midday Out in the midday Out in the midday Out in the midday Out in the midday sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GungaDin Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 You're mad...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbaJohnny Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 My wife and clock concur But I think it's a wind up :D :D :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 My wife and clock concurBut I think it's a wind up :jerk: You're cuckoo or rat-rsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 And to think, I was going to 'clock' this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 hah.... you need booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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