kevinc Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Massage parlour minimum age On April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. ?? ....whats that all about? I dont think i've ever seen anyone over forty (apart from 'Mama-sang') and minor wives?? is that legal? 2 wives? I mean why would you want to have a nagging wife, a nagging minor wife and everyone at the local 'massage' is over forty? ...ha ha I go to a real 'proper' massage service (sports and therapy massage) in a nice hotel in Sriracha with my Mrs, The ladies are all under forty. what about them? They are educated, trained and qualified, i would think you'd get arrested if you asked them for 'extras'. Surely this will lead to many of the girls going down beach road or dodgy bars putting themselves in all sorts of danger instead of a half decent place with showers, clean massage tables, hygienic staff etc?? Edited April 1, 2009 by kevinc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckdonald Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Too much alcohol is not good, so this seems to be a fair compromise. Too many drunk drivers on the roads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskey3 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 No more yum yum boom boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoldgit Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well done George, caught me, hook, line and sinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tompa Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Massage parlour minimum ageOn April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. ?? ....whats that all about? I dont think i've ever seen anyone over forty (apart from 'Mama-sang') and minor wives?? is that legal? 2 wives? I mean why would you want to have a nagging wife, a nagging minor wife and everyone at the local 'massage' is over forty? ...ha ha I go to a real 'proper' massage service (sports and therapy massage) in a nice hotel in Sriracha with my Mrs, The ladies are all under forty. what about them? They are educated, trained and qualified, i would think you'd get arrested if you asked them for 'extras'. Surely this will lead to many of the girls going down beach road or dodgy bars putting themselves in all sorts of danger instead of a half decent place with showers, clean massage tables, hygienic staff etc?? What day is it today Tompa, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krauno Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Songkran alcohol ban canned, crackdown on alcohol postponed to April 16BANGKOK: -- The Thai government has postponed the proposed alcohol ban during the Songkran festivals. The National Committee for Alcohol Consumption Control yesterday canned the no alcohol ban during the traditional Thai new year from April 13 to 15. The committee, chaired by Deputy Prime Minister Sanan Kachornprasart, found that a alcohol sales ban during Songkran would further harm the tourism industry. "The meeting decided the ban would have a bad impact on tourism, particularly on Songkran day, which draws over 150,000 foreign tourists," Maj Gen Sanan said. Alcohol crackdown to start April 16 The Committee has become alarmed at the deterioration of family values and family unity. One of the main evils of this problem is alcoholic beverages. The new proposal will require bars, convenience stores and entertainment centers that serve alcohol to adjust their closing times as follows: All bars, shops and entertainment centers will closed based on a sliding window. Mondays close at 1:00AM, Tuesday 12:00 Midnight, Wednesday 11:00PM, Thursday 10:00 PM and Fridays at 9:00PM. Saturdays, Sundays and all official holidays, alcoholic beverages will not be allowed to be sold. "The sliding window will reduce the problems with sudden alcohol withdrawal and allow family members to be able to spend more time with each other. Saturdays and holiday closures will improve Thai tourism and family outings", says Boonlert Sukaparpraeng, consumption controller at the Department of Culture. The sliding window could be different in various provinces allowing the creation of many jobs for coach and minibus companies to ferry foreigners around to the correct province to fit in with the well established pattern of Immigration decentralized offices, recently enforced by the Immigration Bureau. Foreigners holding a valid work permit or residency will still be able to purchase alcohol in so called Mom'n'Pop shops during the prohibited hours. "This is typical for the Democrat Party", says Somchai Duemlaukaeng, Deputy chairman at the Consumer Protection board. "Thai people has one of the highest alcohol consumption pattern in the world per capita". This will only increase the sales of Lao Khao in the provinces." Massage parlour minimum age On April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. -- thaivisa.com 2009-04-01 Superb! How to say April 1 in thai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Good on you George Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWizardofRnR Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 After 22 years here , I'm know positive......lunatics are running the asylum ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckdonald Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 After 22 years here , I'm know positive......lunatics are running the asylum ! Naah, this new regulations will eventually fade away. Think about your health, guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotweiler Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Not bad at all.... judging from the reactions, VERY good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody tiger Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I BELIEVE THIS IS A PUSH FROM THE GOVT TO HAVE FAMILY OUTINGS TO SEE GARN GLUOY 2 OR MAYBE A PUSH BY THE COALITION OF CHANG BEER TRUCK DRIVERS FOR A DAY OF REST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steverino Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 All bars, shops and entertainment centers will closed based on a sliding window. Mondays close at 1:00AM, Tuesday 12:00 Midnight, Wednesday 11:00PM, Thursday 10:00 PM and Fridays at 9:00PM. Saturdays, Sundays and all official holidays, alcoholic beverages will not be allowed to be sold.-- thaivisa.com 2009-04-01 i think i misunderstand this...does this mean i can't get a drink in a bar after 9pm on a fri, sat and sun?...ever again? is this for real. if it is i'll never come to thailand again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazza Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Not sure if I read all this right... does it mean that on Saturday night you can't go out and have a drink with your meal? And does it mean that on the weekend there will be loads of people out on the roads, drinking alcohol they bought at other times? Not quite sure how this is going to work... The over 40 thing... maybe it would work if people who are actually qualified can keep their jobs, seems a bit over the top... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 All bars, shops and entertainment centers will closed based on a sliding window. Mondays close at 1:00AM, Tuesday 12:00 Midnight, Wednesday 11:00PM, Thursday 10:00 PM and Fridays at 9:00PM. Saturdays, Sundays and all official holidays, alcoholic beverages will not be allowed to be sold.-- thaivisa.com 2009-04-01 i think i misunderstand this...does this mean i can't get a drink in a bar after 9pm on a fri, sat and sun?...ever again? is this for real. if it is i'll never come to thailand again... Mom&pop shops always sell beer, could be problems in some 7-Elevens though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The government is also requiring all food shops andresturaunts to only open one day a week in each district, this would ensure that all inter city taxi and bus services are used to capacity. To ensure full employment for the hospitals it is a requirement that all operators of transport vehicles have a a blood alcohol reading above 0.08 at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckdonald Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) All bars, shops and entertainment centers will closed based on a sliding window. Mondays close at 1:00AM, Tuesday 12:00 Midnight, Wednesday 11:00PM, Thursday 10:00 PM and Fridays at 9:00PM. Saturdays, Sundays and all official holidays, alcoholic beverages will not be allowed to be sold.-- thaivisa.com 2009-04-01 i think i misunderstand this...does this mean i can't get a drink in a bar after 9pm on a fri, sat and sun?...ever again? is this for real. if it is i'll never come to thailand again... Smaller shops will always sell... (see below): Foreigners holding a valid work permit or residency will still be able to purchase alcohol in so called Mom'n'Pop shops during the prohibited hours. Edited April 1, 2009 by duckdonald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone can remind me what date is today ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Massage parlour minimum ageOn April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. -- thaivisa.com 2009-04-01 Well done George I love that sentence. Happy April Fools Day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody tiger Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What would H.G. and Rampgaing Roy Slaven make of all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I would anticipate much fuming from Pattaya-based expats, who are already hard-hit by the new ban on elephant-rides, lucky that there are no changes to the visa-requirements too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Massage parlour minimum ageOn April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. Great idea, get rid of all the inexperienced young chicks who don't know what they are doing and then can't keep theirs mouths shut. And haven't learnt not to speak with their mouths full. Edited April 1, 2009 by harrry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graym Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Yeah, nice one - worked a treat too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckdonald Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) [snip] Edited April 1, 2009 by george Profanity removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkling Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well done George, caught me, hook, line and sinker. Ha Ha Caught me too, I was just saying we mioght as well leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 the over 40 thing in the massage parlor suits me fine. I've always liked the mature and experienced masseuse.....I would support any law requiring over 60 .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckdonald Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Massage parlour minimum ageOn April 16, another controversial law is being enforced. After that date, massage parlors can no longer employ anyone under the age of 40, and are required to register all employees as such. This will minimize the request by customers for "extra services" which can cause problems with marriages and minor wives. Great idea, get rid of all the inexperienced young chicks who don't know what they are doing and then can't keep theirs mouths shut. And haven't learnt not to speak with their mouths full. Agree 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Welcome to APRIL 1st.... Edited April 1, 2009 by animatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 IS THERE ANYWIDGET, OR SIMILAR DEVICE, AVAILABLE FROM 7ELEVEN THAT WILL ALLOW "GOOD" FARANGS TO PURCHACE ALCO POPS IN THE WEE HOURS? Not sure where you are, but there is a shop across the road from the Phuket railway station that sells those devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asia_pilot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Guys, I am not sure if anyone know todays date. April 1st ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledi Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 My guess: it's April 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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