elsie Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "No, not really." God replied... "Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Thank You LC, thats already on its way to a dozen email boxes. In NZ my American boss once asked myself and a kiwi staff member who we thought the biggest whingers were. I said it was us. Told him, "You wake up next to 300 million yanks and see what kind of mood you're in in the morning." I said it in jest of course. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin1011 Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 we won't mention the temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 we won't mention the temperature. It's warm all summer, and in my part of the country winter lasts a week. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udon Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I remember God visited Oz back in Dreamtime and on the last day he told the Abos, "Don't do anything 'til I get back........!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Eskimos are actually called Inuit. Inuit are not neigbors of Canada but are Candians. I think the neighbors in the joke are Quebecers. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penzman Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 "Vive...Viiive le Quebec Liiiiibre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though Well, half right.... we have mountain goats in the south-east rockies, but the carp are on the prairies. cv p.s... Penz... don't get me started on CDG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Who ever wrote this joke is not a Canadian. There are no carps in mountain lakes nor are there mountain goats. This is a travesty! i like it though Well, half right.... we have mountain goats in the south-east rockies, but the carp are on the prairies. cv p.s... Penz... don't get me started on CDG. Mountain goats eh? Learn something new everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 LOL Cutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted September 3, 2005 Author Share Posted September 3, 2005 LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dated Englishmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ENLISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Maybe LC can give him some lessons. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 She's a multi talented young lady. Albeit one obsessed with Dodgerland males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? ENLISH Canadians really are so cheerful all the time - it gets right up my nose. 'Till it rubs off a bit. Takes a while to warm up a grumpy Pomm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 LOLCutie, if you're Thai.... hmmm... why is your Enlish so good? I dated Englishmen. Obviously dated an American too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 or dated by one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Obviously dated an American too <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We all make mistakes, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 I remember God visited Oz back in Dreamtime and on the last day he told the Abos,"Don't do anything 'til I get back........!" What's an Abo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Obviously dated an American too We all make mistakes, don't we? ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Aborigines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was quite a long time ago, sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 We prefer to think of America as our chair. Note the nice Alaskan headrest. Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... spot on, Florida always reminded me of something...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... spot on, Florida always reminded me of something...... Freud was obviously right about some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 ..Well, Elsie, you seemed very happy when I gave you that Flag of Old Glory back at the TV Pissup Party last July..... Or was it all an act? It was quite a long time ago, sweetheart. Darling, it was only one month ago... Oh well, Operation LC American Freedom has suffered a temporary setack... I hope you didn't throw the flag away at least.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 We prefer to think of America as our chair. Note the nice Alaskan headrest. Keep in mind that Canada is America's hat. Mexico is America's...Err....Never mind... Well....Better a chair than a Toilet, I say...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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