Thai Woman Bites Man's Organ

[nembleton]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy. After all, he's Belgian.

Haha. Your message is certainly making a LOT of sense. I totally agree. ( And I clicked too )

[BigBadSeattleLad]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy. After all, he's Belgian.

Wrong... clearly, you're the bigger loon of the lot. The guy-tourist was simply doing what guy-tourists do. The Thai bar-babe was simply doing what Thai bar-babes do. ThaiVisa was actually providing a valuable service to other guy-tourists that may be similarly inclined (as well as highlighting a durable Thai tradition). You, on the other hand, were suffering the grand delusion you had something worthwhile to say...

[eggomaniac]

He shouted Noi! instead of Pin! ???

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Now she knows what Viagra tastes like.

[RigPig]

It is actually not that uncommon here I believe, and I remember reading these stories often make the Thai news papers but don't get much attention in the Farang world as most of us can't read it.

A friend of mine who was (maybe still is) a notorious womanizer woke up in bed one morning with a hangover and insulation tape wrapped around it and a knife next to him in bed.

He ended up marrying the girl..... Go figure

If you talk to most bar girls they are all looking for the same thing a rich Farang to marry to support them and their family, its not just limited to bar girls either. They do see us as "walking ATM's". So I guess a threat to the cloud with a silver lining will have it's consequences. Strange thing is it is rarely the other womens fault for trying to do the exact same thing and cut in on the action!

[john b good]

I remember a few Years ago on the news, a woman actualy cut it off and sent it up into the sky on a hot air balloon.

Does anyone else remember this? Was it in Thailand?

It has happened in Thailand...

[lucjoker]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy. After all, he's Belgian.

Haha. Your message is certainly making a LOT of sense. I totally agree. ( And I clicked too )

Is that a joke,Mumble-don ?

you must be english?

What..? i can't understand you ...speak english plz.

[SantiSuk]

This is just a horrible story. Another silly old man who thinks he's 21 years old. 'With age comes wisdom'

They're both as bad as each other. Stick the woman in prison and send the old man home into the real world for a bit.

Let's wait and see if you feel the same way when you are 55 rkidlad!! As most of the older members will tell you, things don't change much (in terms of the spirit being willing anyway) over 30 years.

[john b good]

An unfortunate story for the Belgian man and the woman too, if she is caught and sent to prison. If The Nation's story is accurate, it highlights the stupid behaviour of some sex tourists in the Kingdom. They get confused about what whether they are looking for a girlfriend or a liaison with a prostitute. If they spend several weeks or more with a prostitute, she starts feeling she has a stable source of income and is obviously going to react angrily when her income is suddenly threatened or terminated, like any other employee. The sex tourists, instead of making it clear that there are looking for a series of non-exclusive short term contracts with bar girls that they are free to terminate at any moment and being prepared to pay the going rate for that, try to take advantage of the women and low ball the fees on the grounds that it is more than a commercial arrangement and may lead to long term security for the woman and her family.

Is this a serious reply or are you joking?

He sounds very much like a chok wow (or chok well) to me.

There are some right <deleted> wits who post on the forum

[T_Dog]

She was simply putting teeth to her argument.......

[hansnl]

the wonders of pattaya

wonder if she enhoyed her german sausage

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

very bad move

when I was at school Belgium and Germany were 2 different countries. Belgium is famous for chocolate, maybe she wanted to get to the soft centre

Probably you did not pay enough attention?

There were two Germanies, now there is one.

There was, and is, one Belgium, comprising of Flanders and Wallon.

Both are a shame.

There should still be two Germanies, and two sovereign states in the land that now encompasses Belgium.

So sad

[jaapfries]

Pattaya's dynamic duo of quality journalism better known as Howard and Niels will be salivating with journalistic delight over this juicy story...

Hey Pdaz; I am not sure what's actually funnier; that 'cock 'n bull' story, or your very apt descripion "The Dynamic Duo" ? ? ? ? You sure did hit that nail squarely on its head, allright !

Briliant; thanks for the chuckle mate !

JGK/Pattaya

[davethailand]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

:D

[asiawatcher]

Four pages of useless replies - at least with all the problems manifesting itself in Thailand i.e Midday News - ASEAN visitors now allowed to have armed guards for Phuket conference - then ooops - they cancelled yet again - then the Phuket Film Festival cancels - makes one wonder if security is actually at risk and more Red Shirt troubles and more of a pounding into the mud of Thai credibility! Oh yeah - and did you hear about the tourist who had his knob gobbled off ... (Yawn)

[bkkjames]

besides being another blow to tourism once news of this spreads to belgium and beyond, I suspect that there will be a sudden downturn for those looking for Choice #2 at their local relaxation centre.

Sumthing like this "You want special?"

What are my options?

"Sam choice but nobody wants number 2 anymore because of that incident in pattaya"

Oh, ok, so then I have 2 choices correct?

"No, no, sam choice but no number 2"

Ok, got it, but does that mean when I say number 3 it's actually number 2? Should I ask for number 4?

"Oiii, mai pen rai - I didn't go to school, you confuse me"

[animatic]

John Bobbit got his reattached after Lorena took it off with a kitchen knife rather cleanly.

He went on to doing a notorious porn fill thanks to Viagra.

So it CAN be reattached and functional with appropriate micro surgery.

Of course bitten off is another kettle of fish...

If there was a segment of 'tourism' not hit hard...

by recent events, this would have been it.

Not no more mamasan!

One from Column, NONE from column B

Not ticky no washy, No Dicky no tossy!

Edited May 14, 2009 by animatic

[dubstar]

Thai woman bites Belgian tourist's organ

I'd take this with a pinch of salt.

[OxfordWill]

I was hoping for hanibal lecter type canibalism not the old penis routine.

[bkkjames]

Four pages of useless replies - at least with all the problems manifesting itself in Thailand i.e Midday News - ASEAN visitors now allowed to have armed guards for Phuket conference - then ooops - they cancelled yet again - then the Phuket Film Festival cancels - makes one wonder if security is actually at risk and more Red Shirt troubles and more of a pounding into the mud of Thai credibility! Oh yeah - and did you hear about the tourist who had his knob gobbled off ... (Yawn)

speaking of useless, go post in the Phuket film festival or Asean Conference page if you feel up to it mate...

[Surasak]

i see no mention of which organ was bitten.

Probably a Werlitzer and the lower man-ual?

[risky11]

This is just a horrible story. Another silly old man who thinks he's 21 years old. 'With age comes wisdom'

They're both as bad as each other. Stick the woman in prison and send the old man home into the real world for a bit.

I am amazed at the lack of sympathy for the victim here - because of his gender, age and nationality. And this by other men no less! Probably older foreigners too...

Only one poster says that the woman probably planned it, which make sense. What man would allow a woman access to his penis if he thought there was any chance of her harming him?

Like all the rest of us, this fellow is simply looking for happiness. He cannot help it that he is aging. He has the financial means to live in Thailand and enjoy the benefits thereof - which include young ladies offering to be his girlfriend in exchange for his financial support. Fair enough.

There is no justification for anyone to even severe another person's body part! Maybe he "cheated" on her. So what? She is free to leave. He did not cut off any of her body parts. Can you imagine the reaction if men started chopping off woman's breasts whenever they got jealous or suspected infidelity?

Before you start making jokes about it, just imagine how it would feel if it happened to you. This poor man is a victim and deserves our sympathy and support. The police should absolutely hunt down the perpetrator of the vicious assault and throw her in prison - or chop off her breasts - as a deterrent to any other psycho female out there who may think about doing this in the future.

[november222]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy.

After all, he's Belgian.

this belgian can be crazy,but he surly speaks at least 5 languages and he's english is probably

better understandable than 99% off the english ,wich can only mumble some slang !

and that's the truth !

"fool,of thyself speak well,fool,do not flatter"

[Bagwan]

The police should absolutely hunt down the perpetrator of the vicious assault and throw her in prison - or chop off her breasts - as a deterrent to any other psycho female out there who may think about doing this in the future.

Mmmm. Interesting sentiment. I'm still waiting for them to do something positive about the cop who chopped off a girls's arm because she didn't want to speak to him.

[NanLaew]

I sent my first long term Thai gf packing after she bit me above my left eye. The gal had seen too many zombie horror flicks so when she bit me she dug deeply into my flesh with her teeth, and then pulled back without taking off the pressure. Left a real nasty little gash. This was not the first time she had showed violent tendencies as she had brought knives into the bedroom when there was no need to and done a few other things such as taking a knife with her out to the balcony. I thought she was going to either do herself in or me when I came out to get her. What prompted the bite was we were both drunk, were about to have sex when I asked her to go down on me. This time she didn't and when she balked I commented.."Well....I will just have to go to Soi Six then." And then......"Ouch." Figuring my male member was next in line I kicked her out on the spot.

Thanks for sharing jack.

[david555]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

off course they have experience in this cutting all this transgenders.......maybe they have a stock of "spare parts " in reserve for such cases

[baabaabobo]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

Very good!

[cuddleypete]

Bet he wish he not ask for blowjob Som Nam Na

[smurf384]

She should nave bit his balls off too. Nothing like sausages and eggs for breakfast.

It is amazing how it is OK, or even funny, to assault a male, yet terrible if it was the other way around. If she dosen't like him or what he has done, she can use her feet and get out of there.

Violence has no excuse.

[baabaabobo]

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[Samuian]

This is just a horrible story. Another silly old man who thinks he's 21 years old. 'With age comes wisdom'

They're both as bad as each other. Stick the woman in prison and send the old man home into the real world for a bit.

I am amazed at the lack of sympathy for the victim here - because of his gender, age and nationality. And this by other men no less! Probably older foreigners too...

Only one poster says that the woman probably planned it, which make sense. What man would allow a woman access to his penis if he thought there was any chance of her harming him?

Like all the rest of us, this fellow is simply looking for happiness. He cannot help it that he is aging. He has the financial means to live in Thailand and enjoy the benefits thereof - which include young ladies offering to be his girlfriend in exchange for his financial support. Fair enough.

There is no justification for anyone to even severe another person's body part! Maybe he "cheated" on her. So what? She is free to leave. He did not cut off any of her body parts. Can you imagine the reaction if men started chopping off woman's breasts whenever they got jealous or suspected infidelity?

Before you start making jokes about it, just imagine how it would feel if it happened to you. This poor man is a victim and deserves our sympathy and support. The police should absolutely hunt down the perpetrator of the vicious assault and throw her in prison - or chop off her breasts - as a deterrent to any other psycho female out there who may think about doing this in the future.

Agreed, and obviously premeditated as well and the meanest humiliation!

happens way to often, lovers get clubbed, beaten, run over,

stabbed...and besides she very likely was a freelancer anyway...

Then displaying fits of jealousy is beyond my wildest dreams and imagination!

[doggie888888]

Never mind the red shirts, airport closure, goldchain snatchings, pickpocket ladyboys or even the financial crisis. It's incidents like these that will affect Pattaya's tourism seriously.

Maybe it's payback for the Belgian news reports earlier in the year about almost everyone in Pattaya being in the sex industry