Worst Joke Ever

[loong]

Down with USA.JPG

Come on - let's not lower the tone!

This is the Worst Joke Ever

not the crappiest!

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

[laislica]

Down with USA.JPG

Come on - let's not lower the tone!

This is the Worst Joke Ever

not the crappiest!

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

[JB300]

Down with USA.JPG

Come on - let's not lower the tone!

This is the Worst Joke Ever

not the crappiest!

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

Really???

Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"...

As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over.

I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot...

Edited February 25, 2016 by JB300

[JB300]

Speaking of Brits...

[Ron19]

A SEAT IN CHURCH

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and chatting
among friends.

Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared in front of the congregation!

Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy.

'Don't you realise I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old cowboy.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The old cowboy calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'

[ozsamurai]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, 'Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!' She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, 'Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!' This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, 'Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!' 'That's it!' She blows her top. 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?' The husband sighed. 'Oh shit. It's started.'

[loong]

The executives of programming at True Movies were having a scheduling meeting.

Somchai stood up and addresses the board.

"Gentlemen, it is nearly 2 years since the coup and the NCPO take over the channel for their propoganda at 6PM. Don't you think that it would be a good idea to actually make a place for it in the schedule? That way viewers would not miss a big chunk from the middle of the film that they are watching"

The chairman looked at him with disdain and says "That sounds like the stupid sort of idea that a Farang would come up with!"

[laislica]

Middle Eastern body armor

Level:

Expert! You always gotta protect the McNuggets!

[laislica]

^^^^

Now That's Funny!

[WitawatWatawit]

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

Really???

Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"...

As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over.

I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot...

It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it.

(I'm not American - no treason for me.)

[nikmar]

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

Really???

Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"...

As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over.

I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot...

It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it.

(I'm not American - no treason for me.)

Saw a guy on a motorbike once with a che guevera t shirt on and a nazi flag tied to pole on his bike.

I thought that was funny.

[laislica]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

[riceyummm]

Down with USA.JPG

Come on - let's not lower the tone!

This is the Worst Joke Ever

not the crappiest!

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

Unusual take on the joke but "Up to you".

[laislica]

I don't know, I think it qualifies.

A bloke holding a sign that says "Down with USA" while wearing a I heart NY sweatshirt is humerous.

Nah, not in this thread IMO, it's treason and not funny.....

Just sayin

Really???

Maybe it's my British sense of humour but I thought it ironic that somebody wearing an "I Love New York" T-shirt would at the same time hold a slogan saying "Down with USA"...

As a minimum it shows that the fcukwit doesn't have a clue what messages he's projecting so makes him (& the slogan) laughable rather than something to take offense over.

I know if it was an "I heart Manchester" T-shirt & he was holding a slogan saying "Down with UK", every Brit I know would be laughing their assess of at the idiot...

It was a photoshopped job, I'm sure of it.

(I'm not American - no treason for me.)

I'm not an American either but what's funny about this?

Neither do I think it's funny to see mobs burning the flag of the country that they choose to live in!

In the current times these are very serious matters and should not be trivialised.

It's another step towards anarchy!

treason

ˈtriːz(ə)n/

noun

noun: treason; noun: high treason; plural noun: high treasons

The crime of betraying one's country,

especially by attempting to kill or overthrow the

sovereign or government.

synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty; More

disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness, perfidy, perfidiousness, duplicity, infidelity;

sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion;

high treason;

rarePunic faith

antonyms: allegiance, loyalty

• the action of betraying someone or something.

  plural noun: treasons

  "doubt is the ultimate treason against faith"

  synonyms: treachery, lese-majesty;

  disloyalty, betrayal, faithlessness, perfidy, perfidiousness, duplicity, infidelity;

  sedition, subversion, mutiny, rebellion;

  high treason;

  rarePunic faith

  antonyms: allegiance, loyalty
• historical

  the crime of murdering someone to whom the murderer owed allegiance, such as a master or husband.

  noun: petty treason; plural noun: petty treasons

  =============================================================================

  anarchy

  ˈanəki/

  noun

  noun: anarchy

  1. 1.

     a state of disorder due to absence or non-recognition of authority or other controlling systems.

     "he must ensure public order in a country threatened with anarchy"

     synonyms: lawlessness, absence of government, nihilism, mobocracy, revolution, insurrection, riot, rebellion, mutiny, disorder, disorganization, misrule, chaos, tumult, turmoil, mayhem, pandemonium

     "the country is threatened with anarchy"

     antonyms: government, order
  2. 2.

     absence of government and absolute freedom of the individual, regarded as a political ideal.

[laislica]

Here is Stupid and funny - Look how he smiles!

[laislica]

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Annoy Monsanto

[laislica]

[Wilsonandson]

Where's your sense of humour?

[bkkmick]

Where do you send a Jewish kid with ADHD?

A concentration camp

[laislica]

[laislica]

[tpiety2]

What did the cow say to the farmer?

"Who cut the cheese"

[Rob13]

What did the cow say to the farmer?

"Who cut the cheese"

Worst joke ever.

.....................

_{A guy was standing at the door waiting for the milkman to deliver his milk}

_{when the milkman arrives he says to the customer}

_{my you look rough}

_{man I feel rough we had a party last night all the neighbours were here we had a great night}

Milkman “did you play any games

_{yes we played a game where all the men lined up and took out their cocks and the ladies would come in blindfolded and try and guess who the cock belonged to}

_{milkman, that’s my kind of game I wish I had of been there}

_{man, you might as well had been here, your name was called out 4 times during the game}

Edited February 28, 2016 by Rob13

[Ron19]

-What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

-I don't know, and I don't care.

[NiwPix]

Unfortunately I can't quote a post with picture, so I had to "steal" a picture from "Wilsonandson" Post #4043.....

We need security in Aisle 4

[Rob13]

Anther milkman joke.....

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a babysitter.

After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex and Mom will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son of a bitch who ran over my FROG!'

Edited February 29, 2016 by Rob13

[ozsamurai]

You know the postman in all our jokes.... here he is

http://infamoustribune.com/dna-tests-prove-retired-postman-1300-illegimitate-children/

OZ

Now that's funny!

[laislica]

Anther milkman joke.....

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'.The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a babysitter.

After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex and Mom will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son of a bitch who ran over my FROG!'

Hellow? he is the one I'm after?