Relatioships, The Wrong Answer!

[GraBangkok]

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- silence - -

HUSBAND:

F * ck...

[Yuri]

Nice joke -), an old one

[horsewell]

The scary thing is I used to have a girl friend that would do tests like that on me. Without doing anything wrong, I would fail every time. he he... now she is long gone!

[Jungian]

My wife only asks me if I would return to being a monk if she dies and the children are grown and when I answer "probably" she smiles and says good because it is the only way of life that suits you.