Three Mischievous Old Grandmas

[Chris Lawrence]

Three mischievous old Grandmas were

sitting on a bench outside a nursing

home when an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out

saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how

old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you

can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure

we can! Just drop your pants and

under shorts and we can tell your

exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious

to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped

his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn

around a couple of times and to jump

up and down several times. Then they

all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years

old!'

Standing with his pants down around

his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in

the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from

ear to ear, the three old ladies happily

yelled in unison - - -

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'