Have to admit that "Single white female" topic's title DOES attract some attention here!

I plea temporary insanity - my fingers were possessed at the time of typing  

Should be sentenced to a smack across the wrists  

Possessed Nat ....... hmmmmmmmmmmm      

hee...hee.. no! just couldn't think of a better excuse  

heheheh do you need an excuse ? Possession is said to be 9/10 ths of the law      

in that case I'm 90% legitimate no matter what I do  

I stopped reading this little exchange...when I realised every post...was no longer than one line...and I was getting...breathless...trying to keep up...

Nat and Dr PP please clear off and let the 'gurls' return with  their lovely banter and twittering. It was delightful to read postings before you two came along...and to disgracefully abuse myself while doing so...

abuse yourself Tutsi.....disgraceful    

Ignore the old cynics DP PP & Nat, keep up the bantering, I for one enjoy logging on & seeing where you to are at. I think it's sweet. auhhhhh :laugh:

Thanx Boo...and it is your forum. Don't be fussed by the self manipulators  

hee...hee self manipulators    some freaky fetishes out there - but if it tickles your fancy........

Boo thanx for the sweet words  

mrentoul know how you feel - the dr gets me breathless too  ::  

Hey Nat & Dr PP, no problem, anyway, this part of the forum doesn't get a lot of action so carry on, btw, Nat, maybe some members are not aware that you are a women too, so quite within your rights to post anything you want!!! :cool: As for the good Dr, after some of his kind & sensible words in past topics, I for one would like to offer him honorary farang girl posting rights. What do you think? (as long as you don't mind Dr PP, what with your current forum stud status?)

I second the motion!

Also the notion that he's a stud   ::  

Boo in regards to the lack of action we could always follow in the footsteps of Bud and joncron by posting our pictures    it would at least give Tutsi a helping hand  

Oh no! Boo I think you're right about some people thinking I was a bloke - IT did! Poor dr some people may have thought he was batting for the other team  

Nat I am one of those that would crawl over a pretty boy to get to a non pretty girl             I'd love to be an honorary poster hereabouts too     :cool:

Hmmmmm STUD rhymes with BUD   ....let me think a bit first

this is too much...where did I put my tea towel?...

I'll wash up Tutsi...you dry up      :cool:

dr never fear we'll compare you to Bud, as long as you're not into plastic surgery or 70's porno sunglasses   but if you're worried us girls will keep your stud status a secret   ::

must say your preferences are reassuring - curious what you'd crawl over for a pretty blonde?  ::  

dr never fear we'll compare you to Bud, as long as you're not into plastic surgery or 70's porno sunglasses   but if you're worried us girls will keep your stud status a secret   ::

must say your preferences are reassuring - curious what you'd crawl over for a pretty blonde?  ::  

No scalpel to my features whatsoever, nor are any planned. The gangster sunnies are a bit much for me. ".....us girls will keep your stud status a secret" is intriguing. Am I to be the property of you girls and used collectively for your  mutual entertainment      

For the pretty blonde, boiling oil      

thought I'd go the safe option and use the plural  

Would never make you crawl over boiling oil - wouldn't want to damage those lovely scalpel free features  ::