WhiteShrek Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 (edited) Having read this thread for a full minute is it true that in Thailand a ferret's natural enemy is a duck? Edited October 14, 2009 by WhiteShrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Having read this thread for a full minute is it true that in Thailand a ferret's natural enemy is a duck? Could be, but I would say a ferret's more common enemy is another ferret encroaching on its territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Not to go freudian ,but what is the weight of youre ferret. To compare some measurements for sience sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Ferret fixation is not heaIthy. Better to reaIise the worId doesnt need to revoIve around ones ferret. Easy for you to say, you don't have a ferret. Well Tywais, so your assuming, perhaps eek has a plastic ferret with batteries ????? I can imagine eeks gonna race to the thread and slap me down now, but Im just trying to point out that assumption can sometimes be the biggest ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Neverdie, i heard your ferret was legendary!! ...just not in the way you were hoping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) ^ Wow, I'm suprised, no actually shocked that you've heard something about my ferret, he generally keeps to himself as his owner is wise enuf to know what trouble a mans ferret can cause. Anyway eek, how did you expect my mere mortal ferret to compete with your titanium, diesel driven, 6 speed wonder device???sorry i mean ferret. Edited October 15, 2009 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Each to their own. Do those people feed them with their right or left hand? For right-handed people, feeding him with the left hand now and then tricks him into thinking he's being fed by someone else....it's good for his morale. And if you sit on your left hand for a few minutes untill it goes numb, YOU get tricked into feeling that you are not feeding the ravenous animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) my ferret loves sport he has a couple of balls that he lets his lady friends play with ocassionally Edited October 18, 2009 by saintofsilence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 ^ Wow, I'm suprised, no actually shocked that you've heard something about my ferret, he generally keeps to himself as his owner is wise enuf to know what trouble a mans ferret can cause. Anyway eek, how did you expect my mere mortal ferret to compete with your titanium, diesel driven, 6 speed wonder device???sorry i mean ferret. You beat me neverdie. You successfully voided me of all words. I cant think of anything to come back with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 That's not a ferret, that's a rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 ^ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Ferrets go down holes looking for rabbits.....what are you trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Ferrets have been known to come into conflict with pussies too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Some even like chocolate starfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You obviously do not know that the best selling vibrator is called a rabbit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thats cuz men havent seen 'that' episode of SITC that made rabbit sales rocket. I wonder if more women got into rabbits than ferrets after that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 From personal experience, I wouldn't know!! But i would think that they probably did!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I saw that SITC episode....it was the episode that made me start appreciating the series as funny and risque. I now vaguely recall....pink rabbit was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Can't remember the colour - but I think that episode took sales "through the roof"!!! Funny thing comes to mind!! A friend bought me one for Xmas a couple of years ago and he left it in the pub. So we went to the pub the next day and asked if they had found a "brown plastic bag" under a seat. Nope!! Bet the barmaid kept it for herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Bet she did! . I bought one for the GF after she complained that our sessions were not quite long enough. Not a rabbit....I don't know the brand or model. Best sex aid ever invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Bet she did! .I bought one for the GF after she complained that our sessions were not quite long enough. Not a rabbit....I don't know the brand or model. Best sex aid ever invented. How did she mean "not long enough"? Length or time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudemeister Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Ferrets and Toys Remember: A lot of ferret owners discard cleaning their ferrets' toys. But think about all the gross things those toys have been through. Maybe you don't even want to! Now you know why you should clean them. Most stuffed animal toys can be thrown in the washer just like their bedding. The plastic toys should be dumped into a bucket of hot water. This will make it easier to scrub the slime off of them. After they are done soaking (about 10 minutes) take them out and run them under water. Scrub them with a towel or other cleaning scrubber. http://www.hugawoozel.com/ferretcare.html (See - its all true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 http://www.hugawoozel.com/ferretcare.html(See - its all true) Taken from the above site.... The ferrets latin name, mustela putorius furo, means spear-shaped stinky little theif. Ferrets are spear shaped. Some may consider them stinky, but others (like I) actually like their smell. I think it sort of smells like buttered pop-corn! Buttered popcorn? So glad i was mine regularly. I think it's best to shake it for 15 minutes or so after washing to make sure it's properly dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrSomkid Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 The ferrets latin name, mustela putorius furo, means spear-shaped stinky little theif. Ferrets are spear shaped. Some may consider them stinky, but others (like I) actually like their smell. I think it sort of smells like buttered pop-corn! Buttered popcorn? So glad i was mine regularly. I think it's best to shake it for 15 minutes or so after washing to make sure it's properly dry. Holy sh*t For those of you who understand a little German: spear shaped stinky little thief: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/678391/d84...usknijpert.html Slightly NSFW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 My ferret is continuing to roam around looking for beaver -seems to get me into all sorts of trouble. Will need to keep him under more control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Thanks for my evening laugh. We've got two entirely different topics going here. In Canada us guys more interested in beavers than our ferrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Thanks for my evening laugh. We've got two entirely different topics going here.In Canada us guys more interested in beavers than our ferrets. What you going to do with a beaver if your ferret does not want to play? Is the beaver going to want to play if your ferret is scruffy or smelly. It's not a case of being more interested in ferrets, it's knowing their importance, (or is it impotence). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 My ferret had a problem with a beaver last night it was very slippery, and it took a while for my ferret to get stuck into the beaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 My ferret had a problem with a beaver last night it was very slippery, and it took a while for my ferret to get stuck into the beaver. What ferret did you use? I hope it wasn't mr floppy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 My ferret had a problem with a beaver last night it was very slippery, and it took a while for my ferret to get stuck into the beaver. What ferret did you use? I hope it wasn't mr floppy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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