cdnvic Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 A bit off topic, not Thailand related, but a computer horror story so I couldn't resist. A man from California who met a woman in Quebec was hospitalised after he had been found wandering incoherantly in the snow by a mountie south of Winnipeg. Apparently he had tried to enter Canada at a border crossing, but because of a criminal record, was not admitted. He then tried to sneak across the border at night, but became disoriented and when found the next morning, was suffering from severe frostbite. After loosing his fingers to frostbite he faces charges of entering Canada illegally, and deportation. *********************************************************************** Poor guy just can't win: - He has no girlfriend and his hands don't work anymore either. - Unless he types well with his tongue, he can't even explain to this girl why he's late; "i;M saorrY swwetthert bhut i haaD sum, proplems at thr bordert." cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penzman Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 He's probably no slower than the average public servant now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushdepth Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 At least he didn't lose any other extremities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizz Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 At least he didn't lose any other extremities <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ya but he cant have a W**K any more poor sod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I'm finding all this 'humour' in bad taste. I actually had a friend who lost all his fingers in an accident. When he got to the hospital the doctors asked if he'd brought the fingers with him as they could be re-attached. He said he would have, but he couldn't pick them up. (well, I couldn't resist either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I'm finding all this 'humour' in bad taste.I actually had a friend who lost all his fingers in an accident. When he got to the hospital the doctors asked if he'd brought the fingers with him as they could be re-attached. He said he would have, but he couldn't pick them up. (well, I couldn't resist either) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro01 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 At least he didn't lose any other extremities <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ya but he cant have a W**K any more poor sod <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps he can get government funding to move to Pattaya on compassionate grounds - I am sure he'll find all the assistance he needs there. BTW - my 'friend' tells me there are 'foot-job' websites out there - if this is possible, then I am sure he'll be able to knock one out in his palms if he gets desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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