Church Signs

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Church signs

These are actual signs found in churches around the States.

1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and

north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both

ends.

2. Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All

ladies giving milk, come early.

3. Wednesday the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr.

Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by

the pastor.

4. Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the little

mothers club. All ladies wishing to be little mothers

please meet with the pastor in his study.

5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to

come forward and lay an egg at the alter.

6. The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water".

One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the

congregation will join in.

7. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray

the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do

something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of

paper.

8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every

kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday

afternoon.