New Bobby Ion The Beat

[RubbaJohnny]

Press Association Wire

Bryan Robson today refused to comment on reports he is poised to become the new manager of Thailand.

It seems the Man City manager Frank Nick 'All's replacement Geordie Absheet has failed to resolve team wrangling

No decision on Jersey yet tho seems backward so called Redshirties will play at Dusit end while the Jaundiced Strikers fresh from Victory at swampy melee will be attacking up front at this weekend's fixture with Khmer If you think yerhard Utd down at Preah Vihar

The only question outstanding is whether this is a real job and what visa will be needed Type O B or VD on arrival.

If it all goes pear shape Kev keegan for PM and Arnie as Kindergarten, sorry Top Cop

Pete 'trousered 3 large from Abramovitch today' may come in to oversea the books