Thailand's First Survey Of Penis Sizes Launched As Part Campaign For Safe Sex

[zzaa09]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

I've been loyally monogamous for a few years now, as we don't need to concern ourselves with condoms and such. One has to wonder what took the Thai health authorities so bladdy long to figure this out - providing diverse sizes. Been quite well known that condom homogenization has been the accepted norm forever...."one size fits all". Considering all races of males aren't true to such standards.

[malomker]

not that I have any first hand experience of Thai penis size, maybe others on here can advise

The Thai that I've known were in the 5-5.5" range and average circumference. That's about an inch shorter than the Americans that I've known. They are more like the Vietnamese in that regard than Chinese/Japanese, which are predictably smaller.

Edited November 20, 2009 by malomker

[ballzafire]

I'm not one to brag, but my post did not imply that my tool was short (I'm actually above average in length and width which continues to suit me just fine, thank you). But my length actually contributed to the breakup with one of my gfs a few years back (she complained of painful sex from my occasionally bumping up against her cervix).

Of course she complained you kept waking her up.

No. She grabbed the scissors once...........

[KayT]

To all the guys out there who think that for a women bigger is better,think again.Even Western girls tend to prefer an average size.

Condoms can be fun and they can be worn safely and correctly.

Take the time to buy a few different ones and play with them.We were taught in school how to use them as so that they stayed put and how to withdraw safely so you dont lose it.You are meant to hold onto it as you pull out because most men lose their erection after ejaculation.

Apart from that.Monogamy doesnt have to be boring.

[Stumbo]

If I was interested in Thai penis size (which I am not) I would just ask on the Chiang Mai forum, seems few anywhere would have greater insight or experience in this matter. In fact I see one who is a moderator has posted here already boasting of local dimensions he has encountered, most enlightening, thanks for that.

Pleased to see after all the things we are not allowed to discuss on Thai Visa, specifically relating to women in any way, that discussing the size of Thai men's dicks is perfectly acceptable.

Will we be privileged with a new sub forum soon "Thai Dick Sizes"?

[mahtin]

Whilst on holiday my wife and I met a girl we hadn't seen in years, and she expressed surprise that we were still together.

She said to me,"You must fit her well."

I held my peace.

[neverdie]

^You held your peace, or held your piece?

[TheAceFace]

Are there not enough c@cks on this forum anyhow ..........only joking guy's. What a thread LOL

[kennalder]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

There are Russian one, which should fit you.

I got a great deal on some left over Loi Krathong "balloons" 4 for 100Bht. Work perfectly.

[AndyFarang]

I had to tie two together for a good fit

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[zzaa09]

To all the guys out there who think that for a women bigger is better,think again.Even Western girls tend to prefer an average size.

Good for you, Kay. Countering conventional stereotypes.

[DickFarang]

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.

You obviously read that in The Sun

Yes - he must have - my own experiences (obviously very limited - I don't want to be called a slut!) are quite the contrary - even the girlie looking ones are far from passive and are very well endowed, thank you very much!

As regards condom sizes - 7-ll and most garages usually stock a fair selection of sizes, but they are hard to see as they are printed in very small print on the back, near the bottom rh side. If you are still embarassed by buying condoms openly like this then this doesn't help, obviously! I've learnt that you can tell by looking at the colour - the black are the smallest at 49 and the dark blue are the biggest at 53.

Have fun everyone, but be safe!

The smallest at 49 and the biggest at 53 ?!

That is only 8 % difference.

[doggie888888]

When God made me, he gave me a choice: did I want a big penis or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose

[ThaiFelix]

"The tape records widths of between 49 and 56 millimetres"

I first thought that scale is diameter, but after looking on our caliper I doubt that. Thai men would be monster.

Than I took the size /3.14: 56/3.14=17.8 mm that looks too small.

What mistake did I made???

I am glad to see this topic as I have had a lot of trouble ever since I have been here.I use the biggest condoms I have been able to find [56 durex] and was with the help of my girlfriend,and I still find it very uncomfortable to put them on and they easily slide off and leave them inside her.This is to say the least a bit embarrassing!!! The measurement is the circumference of the penis and I do not consider myself to be so well endowed as to boast about it.Any help here? thanks Dougal

They should slip off if they are too big, not too small!!??

You're right. They only slip off when they're too big for you. Or when you lose your erection during intercourse.

No, they dont. Well, not in my case, they roll back and off if they are too small. Maybe you havnt found one yet that is too small for you!

[ballzafire]

When God made me, he gave me a choice: did I want a big penis or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose

Are you sure you're not a <deleted> then? (said in jest...)

[xerostar]

Hey this thread is fun!

So many jokes, I needed a good laugh

(after todays fiasco at Thai Immigration in Nakhon Sawan).

I just found an interesting blog at: http://apps.robocock.org/Blog/

I think it's on topic too ..?

If not please delete ..

Cheers

[happygirl]

S E Asian men tend to have small peni in my experience, usually passive as well.

You obviously read that in The Sun

Is there a vacancy going to measure these guys for the survey ?

[IvanDobsky]

"I'll measure myself. I won't lie. Promise."

There should be a truly independent crack (ahem) squad of whores ready to measure...

[Igor]

(I'm actually above average in length and width ... my length actually contributed to the breakup with one of my gfs a few years back (she complained of painful sex from my occasionally bumping up against her cervix).

Above average are you? Sure. As for bumping the poor girl's cervix, look it up, the average vagina is only about 4 inches deep. So, you he-man you, we can assume you're more than 4 inches in length.

[doggie888888]

When God made me, he gave me a choice: did I want a big penis or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose

Are you sure you're not a <deleted> then? (said in jest...)

I love it...this thread is getting funnier by the minute

Seriouslyt though, the underlying message re HIV AIDS is an important one.

[FatherF]

When they were handing out Penis's, I was first in the queue; Unfortunately............. I got trampled in the rush!

Doh :D

[ballzafire]

(I'm actually above average in length and width ... my length actually contributed to the breakup with one of my gfs a few years back (she complained of painful sex from my occasionally bumping up against her cervix).

Above average are you? Sure. As for bumping the poor girl's cervix, look it up, the average vagina is only about 4 inches deep. So, you he-man you, we can assume you're more than 4 inches in length.

Dr. Igor,

Yes. Please refer to the following site:

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationshi...s/penissize.htm

Key excerpt:

"...The vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually. So the exceptional man whose erect penis is eight inches long can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will lengthen by 150 or 200 per cent to accommodate him..."

Edited November 20, 2009 by ballzafire

[politeexpat]

now I know why I get glared at from those Thai guys when I'm with my beautiful Thai wife --- she is XL by Thai standards, petite by us fat farang... ahhh what better way to be a big shot

[kevinc]

In Pattaya the standard measurements i encounter are for wallet size and girth, Penis size never matters...

[DickFarang]

If you are too short, your prick keeps slipping out in cowgirl or doggy. Perhaps the only one feasible is missionary then.

Mine is only 3 inches, but the mrs likes it that wide.

Well mine is 12 inches long, but I don't use it as a rule! heh heh

Guys, trust me: it's NOT longer organs, but WIDER ones that the girls prefer. Several of my former TGF's have admitted this to me (and is a fairly-widely known fact, too).

So, all you "John Holmes wannabes" out there who have been brain-washed by Western porn into thinking longer is better, get a clue. You're wrong.

IMHO the penetration is deeper in doggy style than in missionary style.

[brahmburgers]

I haven't seen any Thai hard ons.

However, I'm not ashamed to admit I've visisted with more than a few Thai gals who make a living doing the nasty, and there've been a few who use hand motions, along with the exclamation 'why!' when they see my attentive member for the first time. The hand motion is something like taking their left forefinger and pointing from the tip of their right hand to their right elbow.

[oops]

Wow....I wait to tell my friend Gump.  I thought this was a  great Idea....I actually thought the the 100ft tape measure was a bit bulky to carry around with me..... now they have this small recyclable tape measure i can put in my pocket wallet, kind of like that littly paper ruler that the book store gives you.

hel_l most guys in American have found a better way, we don't have to worry about this kind of thing.   We carry brown paper bags.   It's easy to use them and if you think the girl is ugly or has a desease you use two bags...hence the expression double bagger....Sometimes they fall off but I just put them back on  I really don't see any reason to measure except when you get those girls that have a birth defects, you know the ones...they never want you to look at it.  Sometimes their defects look just like my penis "go figure" wow and some are very big....maybe those thingy maGigs will help when you run into those types' of girls cause you know they can be real pain in the ass .

I guess now you can measure how big a pain in the ass they will be..so I think it is a great Idea.   When I get back home I'm going tell my Moma about the new tape measure you all came out with.  Oh!, I going to tell her I donated to several them there girls with birth defects that look so much like a penis....poor girls can you imagine!..they says they speak with a deep voice because of that there Defect....?

[zzaa09]

I haven't seen any Thai hard ons.

However, I'm not ashamed to admit I've visisted with more than a few Thai gals who make a living doing the nasty, and there've been a few who use hand motions, along with the exclamation 'why!' when they see my attentive member for the first time. The hand motion is something like taking their left forefinger and pointing from the tip of their right hand to their right elbow.

One of a few reasons why they prefer us....

[oops]

Increase turnover for rubber industry?

"Safe Sex" with a Condom is just one other "urban myth", cause they can slip off easely anyime and not being felt/detected...

there is only one type of "safe sex" = NONE!

Riddle me this Puritan...How can one have "safe sex" without actually having sex?

DID SOMEONE SAY BILL CLINTON

[DickFarang]

after watching a considerable amount of asian porn, i have to say Thai men have nothing to be ashamed of compared to Japanese men. I'm sure Japanese porn actresses are usually crying in the movies because they are ' longing' for a real man!

I don't know how it is with the Japanese girls but it's been said that Thai bargirls actually prefer Japanese men.

It's known as "The Rule of Fours" -- four inches, four minutes, four thousand baht.............

A Japanese chick, I met on the Canary Islands some years ago, told me that Japanese dicks are as thick as a pencil and as long as a little finger.

That is much less than 4 inches.