If You Could Be Thai For A Day...

[Ted]

Now I’m sure it must happen to all of us from time to time, whether in Thailand or another foreign country, when something happens to make us think, ‘I wish I didn’t look so foreign!’

Whether it was after hearing the 100th suit salesman asking if you want to have a ‘look inside’, or after having to barter extra hard and still paying more, or even getting stared at for being ‘exotic’ when you’ve got a hangover and you're on your way to work. Every now and again everyone would like to look local, if only for a short period of time.

But actually what does not being Thai, stop you doing in Thailand? Are there certain things you’d love to do that being a Farang stops you from doing in Thailand?

So the topic of this post: If you could be Thai for a day - what would you do?

[DJ Pat]

I would tell as many locals about the good points of farangs in Thailand.

Shit, but I only got 24 hours!

[Oleg_Rus]

1. Start new poitical party

2. Apply for w/p in Zanzibar

3. buy condo in bkk for 25yrs installments

I guess thats it.

[thaigene2]

Go to the bank and get a loan to buy a house in my own name.

[davethailand]

Nothing.

[The_Eye_Of_Sauron]

I'd buy a pair of those high boots that the sweet young things wear.

...who am I kidding....i've already got a pair. I had them hand-made 5 years ago in Silom and haven't worn them yet. Always told myself i'd wear them horse riding.

[sriracha john]

Go to some of the nice beaches that the Thai military control and who ban foreigners from attending.

[devildog683]

find out what some people in the village really think about farang

[OxfordWill]

Hang around Sukhumvit, laugh about farangs and frequently annoy passers by with 'sexy dvd sir sir' whenever possible.

Conceive with my partner just to really confuse the in-laws in about 9 months.

Nothing intelligent from me at this time of night.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Vote.

[AndyW]

Mai roo...

[OldAsiaHand]

Find a farang, marry her, and get permanent residency in the US.

[chuchok]

Use a squat toilet without first breaking into a cold sweat.

[taxexile]

have a long steaming p1ss up against someones property in broad daylight whilst looking over my shoulder hoping none of the passerbys notice what i'm doing.

[thaiflyer1]

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=13931 sorry to be the killjoy

[Ted]

Killjoy!

[maikee]

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=13931    sorry  to  be  the putz 

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no problem

[devildog683]

i guess this thread is for 24 hours vice 48

[wolf359]

learn to sing!!!!

[thaiwing]

"Take a crash course in safer driving"

[Jeff1]

I would buy my house .....again .

[Gazza]

If I was a Thai woman for a day then I'd spend all the time standing naked in front of a mirror exploring my new sexuality. Oh...and I'd invite all my female friends to help me with the exploration using liberal amounts of baby lotion and warm custard.

If a Thai guy for a day? Haven't really given it much thought.

[Narachon]

If I was a Thai guy for a day, I would go to certain establishments and get the local price...

......Now if I was a Thai woman for a day.....