Explorer Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 So, what did you get for Christmas? I'll start - nothing. Next! Explorer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah I got nothing too my family sent some Christmas cards but they all got "lost" in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry9999 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Nothing also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I wanted a duck but got pork curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazygourmet Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 A severe hangover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumball Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I had a real surprise , home made lasagne , with brown rice and oyster sauce . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I wanted a duck but got pork curry. I had a guinea fowl but it got curried too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanForbes Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 This poem tells it all for me... JADED Nuthin to do but sleep in the sun And nuthin to think about but havin fun And nuthin to eat but filet mignon And I’m startin to think that I’m jaded Nuthin in my pocket but dividend cheques Nuthin to come home to but all kinds of sex And I’d try to explain but it’s too complex And so is life when you’re jaded. Nuthin in my cellar but vintage wine Nuthin to get that ain’t already mine Like those 20 young starlets all waiting in line But they’ll just have to wait cause I’m jaded Nuthin to watch but my bank account grow Outside the Riviera there’s no place to go And no one to go with but that pretty Jo Lo And I might break the date cause I’m jaded. Nuthin to catch but brown trout and bass Nuthing to smoke but the best kind of grass And nuthin to stroke but that smooth brown ass But I’ll send her away cause I’m jaded. Coho are jumpin just off the beach With my fancy new flyrod they’re well within reach Then a cutie comes by to offer a peach But I just turn her down cause I’m jaded Yeah, I’m overloved and I’m overfed And you say I should settle down with you instead Well I may be tired but, baby, I ain’t dead And I’ll never be that jaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I got drunk and a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkinbkk Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Al Murray's latest DVD and a selection of miniature bottles of whiskey....(didn't he do well?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 A new house. I hate christmas usually but this year was okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2 Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 i got 25 quid english ( about 50 USD ) from my mum who i asked not to send me money coz i dont need it ... ten years ago ! go figure .... love mums ... and 5 " massage girls " coming up ! a happy ... dave2 : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A severe hangover! why do I think you get these a lot Mr Gourmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinchester Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Sunburnt, spent the afternoon mowing the front lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanook2me Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Money under pillow when i woke up for new badminton trainers! (4000baht they aint cheap) Santa must have come through the balcony I didn't hear him but then 5 leos tends to make me deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieTheKhwai Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 An electric pan. And the Mother of all Hangovers. And the Grandmother of all messes in the garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 An electric pan. And the Mother of all Hangovers. And the Grandmother of all messes in the garden. Just think of it as composting Mr. Kwai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy Sure, blame it on the Cowboy mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOxon Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A new empty wallet to replace the old empty one I had before! D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A season ticket of the local ice hockey championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdream Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Just what I wanted, P&G and a turkey dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 A trip to BKK a rarity nowadays and a severe hangover from a visit to Cowboy Sure, blame it on the Cowboy mate. Not me, I wasn't there; besides I don't know where you're talking about. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieudon Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I got a little pig for 600 baht, killed it and ate it yesterday....I couldn't look at it's sad eyes anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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