Sadie, The Novice Hooker!

[A. BOOZER]

Harry and his wife, Sadie, are having hard financial times

so they decide that she'll become a hooker to make some

extra bucks.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry instructs her,

Stand in front of that bar and when a guy stops, tell him,

'A hundred bucks.'

If you have a question, I'll be parked right around the

corner."

She's out in front of the bar only five minutes before a guy

pulls up and asks, "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He say, "Shit! All I've got is thirty."

She says, "Wait a minute."

She runs back to Harry and asks,"What can he get for thirty

dollars?"

Harry answers, "A hand job."

She runs back and tells the guy that all he gets for thirty

dollars is a hand job

He says, "Okay" and gets into the car.

He unzips his pants and out pops a SIMPLY HUGE MALE UNIT!

She stares at it for a minute and then says, "I'll be right

back."

She runs back around the corner and asks her husband breathlessly,

"Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"