May 11, 200521 yr A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " About 2 hours. " The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, " About 3 hours. " The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " About an hour and half. " The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, " Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back. " A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, " Bill, where did he go when he left here? " Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, " Your house! "
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