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Gotcha! :o

Now that you're here, why not try this?

In a demonstration of baby production, attended by galactic & earth scientists -- an alien man and woman performed the sex act live and within 60 seconds of ejaculation a baby was born.

Local scientists then produced a man & woman to do likewise -- upon completion, the aliens, a logicaly superior lot than earthlings asked, "well, where is the baby, then?"

The reply -- "Oh, it takes about 9 months or so for the infant to materialize."

The look of deep consternation on the faces of the alien scientists was unmistakeable.

After a long, long pause and still confused along with his subordinates, the chief alien scientist asks the earth chief the following question, " .............?"

What was the question?

Oh, Fancy a pint then ?

How do I become human and have all this fun without having a kid every time I have sex?

uh oh, u mean i didn't get a way lucky lastnight when the rubber broke :o

Gotcha!     :o

Now that you're here, why not try this?

In a demonstration of baby production,  attended by galactic & earth scientists -- an alien  man and woman performed the sex act live and within 60 seconds of ejaculation a baby was born.

Local scientists then produced a man & woman to do likewise -- upon completion, the aliens, a  logicaly superior  lot than earthlings asked, "well, where is the baby, then?"

The reply -- "Oh, it takes about 9 months or so for the infant to materialize."

The look of deep consternation on the faces of the alien scientists was unmistakeable. 

After a long, long pause and still confused along with his subordinates, the chief alien scientist asks the earth chief  the following question, " .............?"

What was the question?

...\why t he heck are you still here , then?

"You earthings sex manics, why do you use those deep strokes". 60 seconds is enough

9months.jpg

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Yeah, it takes 9 months to download and them the #*@!###### virus appears :o

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Gotcha!     :o

Now that you're here, why not try this?

In a demonstration of baby production,  attended by galactic & earth scientists -- an alien  man and woman performed the sex act live and within 60 seconds of ejaculation a baby was born.

Local scientists then produced a man & woman to do likewise -- upon completion, the aliens, a  logically superior  lot than earthlings asked, "well, where is the baby, then?"

The reply -- "Oh, it takes about 9 months or so for the infant to materialize."

The look of deep consternation on the faces of the alien scientists was unmistakeable. 

After a long, long pause and still confused along with his subordinates, the chief alien scientist asks the earth chief  the following question, " .............?"

What was the question?

The question was:

"If it takes 9 months, then why was the man in such a hurry towards the end?"

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