Slaps Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I Need Help and Fast! I Can't Hold On Much Longer Went out last night with a few mates, first time in ages I but had to promise the gf that I would be home by midnight. Anyway we started and ended in Cowboy and from what I can remember it was a good night, I will spare you the details but I do remember knocking back a few too many Tequilas. So anyway about 2 30 am and well pissed I left my mates and headed for home, Just as I got in the door, the bloody cuckoo clock in the hallway which I brought from England kicked off and cuckoo ed 3 times. I quickly realized the gf would probably wake up and I would be in it so I cuckoo ed another 9 times hoping she would think it was only 12, done it many times before and got away with it. I felt pretty good with myself for being able to copy the cuckoo even when totally pissed. This morning the gf asked me what time I got home, I said “Midnight darling” She didn't seem pissed off in the least and I thought Yes! Got away with it again You know what some of these Thai girls can be like sometimes, I know mine can get a bit violent when I piss her off Then out of the blue she said 'We need a new clock.' I said “why” thinking she didn't want it waking her up anymore when I come home, Then she said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckoo ed three times, Then said 'oh shit', Cuckoo ed 4 more times, Cleared it's throat, Cuckoo ed another three times, Giggled, Cuckoo ed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table, Then burped and farted. She walked in the bedroom and that's when I noticed the 12 inch bread knife in her hand I am sending this from my mobile and have included a photo my mate has just sent me, Bloody hard when you only have one hand free What would you do in this position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draggons Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Well it gave me a laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needforspeed Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Can you attach cuckoo sound as well Edited April 1, 2010 by needforspeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johna Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 April Fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a2396 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? providing a smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) I had a feeling with the headline it had to be AF Nice one Reason for edit: Smelling Pisstakes Edited April 1, 2010 by ThaiPauly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Thanks for that! I haven't stopped laughing yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Good one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Brilliant, made my day. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up-country_sinclair Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 What would I do ? Thank my lucky starts that, as a cuckoo, I can fly ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 are you sure you have 1 hand free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandTommy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? April fool's day, you miserable stuck up prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101734 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? April fool's day, you miserable stuck up prick lmao Tom that's funny. Very droll Mr Slaps, you cant buy a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADTATIDA1 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 One flew over the cuckoos nest! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunerboi Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Whahahaha! That IS hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true blue Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 well done mate,typical, topical,and up to date,cheers good start for today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a2396 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? April fool's day, you miserable stuck up prick <deleted> 2 you ignorant jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somtampet Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Now NOW GIRLS LETS BE NICE a2396 ARE YOU FROM BANGKOK,AS YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR. I thought it was reasonably funny,my gf thought it was hilarious,but not impressed with your reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADTATIDA1 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? It is in the fun section,but you would not understand fun would you? the nonsense section is where your post should go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I love clock stories, and this is one of the best. I hope you're not still waiting for helpful advice...or you'll be getting cramp. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLaughingMan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 You look like my chingcho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLaughingMan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Kindly overseers move this to the nonsense section. What's it doing here? What are you the fun police? Guess you are demanding another retarded sinsot thread or "my girlfriend is different" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaps Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Well glad it got a few laughs.. Spose I'm lucky it weren't Pattaya I might not be here And I don't have a cuckoo clock or a gf come to that but I did get out to Cowboy last night for two hours, so it wasn't all total Weng, Horrible place won't be back till tonight a2396, think you will find the overseers are now called Mods And you being a member since 2004 I think you should start paying attention now, April fools day is every year mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWheelMan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 To the OP: Nice ass. I`m not gay, but in the OPs case, I`ll make an exception. Are you free Thursday night at around 8.00pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaps Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 To the OP:Nice ass. I`m not gay, but in the OPs case, I`ll make an exception. Are you free Thursday night at around 8.00pm? Easy BigMan.. Ok it's a fair cop, it's not me in the pic either but I do know him and can fix you up if you want He's single now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I liked yours. Perhaps you should have included a TV reference and it would have stayed in General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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