Colored Shirt Fatigue Ignites Nude Farang Protest

[george]

Colored Shirt Fatigue Ignites nud_e Farang Protest

By Felix Lynn

BANGKOK: -- A group of naked foreigners dubbed the “no shirts,” have been rounded up by Bangkok police after they streaked nud_e down Sukhumvit Soi 4 yesterday in protest over the stalemate between the Red Shirts and the yellow shirted backed government.

“We love Thailand! We love Thai people! But we hate the color of their shirts, be they red or be they yellow,” shouted one of the portly streakers as chuckling Thai police dragged his naked form off the pavement.

The spontaneous protest of some 50 foreigners erupted after a group of drunk German tourists, swaggering from the balcony of the infamous Nana Plaza beer bar the Cathouse, inspired and rallied other Europeans and North Americans to strip and run naked down the street.

Witnesses heard chants of “no shirts! No shirts!” Others reported hearing variations of ‘I’m hot. I’m naked. And I’m not going to take it anymore.”

Earlier, the Germans had returned to Nana Plaza after attempting a sight-seeing tour that was delayed and eventually cancelled due to continuing protests around the city. They began to drink and in their drunken disappointment at not seeing the reclining Buddha, led a fierce protest out of the popular Bangkok nightspot.

The anti-government Red Shirts have taken to the streets twice in the last year. Their protests followed the sustained Yellow Shirt protest that brought down the former government.

One streaker who evaded capture by the Thai police said, “It’s time tourists, expats, and poverty packers voiced their displeasure at Thailand’s political situation. I feel like I am trapped in a go-go bar with a girl who is ready to go and nobody wants to collect my barfine.”

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, “The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

Asked if his annoyance had anything to do with the fact that the majority of the nud_e foreign protesters were old, fat, and mostly bald, Somchai said, “Well, I don’t know.”

Police said each would be slapped with fines totaling whatever they had in their wallets.

No word as yet if the protests will continue.

-- thaivisa.com 2010-04-01

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[BigC]

how would they have any money in there wallets or even wallets if they were naked. also did any ladies get invloved ? arhh Nana Plaza the elephant and Castle of London what a nice place

[kraxlhuber]

I really want to believe its true,just because it is so funny!

nice one!

OOH LOORDY,

the Krauts at it again.Rightfully exposing (unpaid their Huge Beerbellys,and small Willies??)

Down the road,a nightly show of girls ,expose their beautiful god-given bodys for the fuzz and all and sundry to ogly.

Whats wrong with that, nothing ,as the Fuzz knows about all of that.

Certainly that is also a public place.

Make Bangkok a fully FKK place.(for ze uneducated=FKK is a nud_e camp).

I saw some of the runners in their birthday-suits wearing RED,or was it the lobster-red color of the sunburns,5555..

[bendejo]

Police said each would be slapped with fines totally whatever they had in their wallets.

Thai rule of law

[LeungKen]

Good one George.........

[ozzieman05]

Bangkok Mail

Sunday Morning Edition

Yesterday the Reds Protest was taken to a Higher level

400 Red shirts on 6 ft stilts hit the streets

The yellow shirts let off a fire cracker and the head protester lost his balance

falling down he hit protestor No, 2

he then hit number 3 and so on in a domino effect

Red shirt leader complained the PM was using pre planned force to bring down the higher level protest

150 Grannies walked Naked around the MBK building to protest again long Drs waiting rooms

15,ooo red shirts ripped up their ID cards

then blocked traffic waiting to get a new one

If the Government do not listen to us now

We will take the whole protest thing higher

An order for 8,000 helium balloons has been placed

[timbothaivisa]

Nice idea!! Perhaps we should all follow (birthday) suit!

Reason for edit: snip

Edited April 1, 2010 by timbothaivisa
snip

[wpcoe]

Good one George.........

Ditto!

[tonyrx7]

how would they have any money in there wallets or even wallets if they were naked. also did any ladies get invloved ? arhh Nana Plaza the elephant and Castle of London what a nice place

The money is moistly tucked between the butt crack.

[daoyai]

Many were seen waving pink "butt cheek" clappers!

[dude007]

how would they have any money in there wallets or even wallets if they were naked. also did any ladies get invloved ? arhh Nana Plaza the elephant and Castle of London what a nice place

AND THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER:

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, “The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

unquote

Yeah, indeed nudism is particulalry forbidden in Nana Plaza Entertainment...

[onlooker]

Side splitting stuff from the true kings of comedy - TV

[toybits]

ha ha... I saw this group of hobos... Just imagine those bouncy globs of fat. Couldn't stop laughing.

[khaowong1]

how would they have any money in there wallets or even wallets if they were naked. also did any ladies get invloved ? arhh Nana Plaza the elephant and Castle of London what a nice place

The money is moistly tucked between the butt crack.

ahhhhhhhhhhh that's too much information.

[OzMick]

would the name Felix Lynn be translated as truth lie-ing?

Edited April 1, 2010 by OzMick

[vahack]

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, “The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

unquote

the government taking a holier-than-thou stand against disorderly protests is pretty funny. i seem to remember some sort of airport terrorism protest awhile back which led to the current government gaining power.

not that foreigners have the right to do what they want - or really have any rights at all in this crazy country - but it is nice that some farangs stood up to complain. even if they were fat naked Germans.

[thaibkk]

"Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

euh... this is THE land of prostitution of the planet earth

but nakedness and nudeness is forbidden...

PLEASE stop all the GO GO bars and prostitution parlours or stop your hypocrisy

[bkkjames]

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, “The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

unquote

the government taking a holier-than-thou stand against disorderly protests is pretty funny. i seem to remember some sort of airport terrorism protest awhile back which led to the current government gaining power.

not that foreigners have the right to do what they want - or really have any rights at all in this crazy country - but it is nice that some farangs stood up to complain. even if they were fat naked Germans.

all good, the problem is that images (are they available George?) of the fat naked Germans will hit the internet and cause all kinds of bad publicity for the country.

[vahack]

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, “The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order.”

unquote

the government taking a holier-than-thou stand against disorderly protests is pretty funny. i seem to remember some sort of airport terrorism protest awhile back which led to the current government gaining power.

not that foreigners have the right to do what they want - or really have any rights at all in this crazy country - but it is nice that some farangs stood up to complain. even if they were fat naked Germans.

all good, the problem is that images (are they available George?) of the fat naked Germans will hit the internet and cause all kinds of bad publicity for the country.

cant be worse than those bloodletting pics a couple weeks ago.

at least this is humor news.

wasting valuable blood to make a pointless statement is a crime against humanity.

[whiterussian]

Good one, dam_n!

Good idea though!

Edited April 1, 2010 by whiterussian

[pspring73]

"Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

euh... this is THE land of prostitution of the planet earth

but nakedness and nudeness is forbidden...

PLEASE stop all the GO GO bars and prostitution parlours or stop your hypocrisy

[pspring73]

"Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

euh... this is THE land of prostitution of the planet earth

but nakedness and nudeness is forbidden...

PLEASE stop all the GO GO bars and prostitution parlours or stop your hypocrisy

Yes, the authorities here are not very well informed

[rangers]

Thank you TV for bringing us the bare facts

[hansnoi]

"Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

euh... this is THE land of prostitution of the planet earth

but nakedness and nudeness is forbidden...

PLEASE stop all the GO GO bars and prostitution parlours or stop your hypocrisy

joke or not, story and reactions here show again how original, well mannered, intelligent and tasteful many representatives of the great superior farang culture are.

Edited April 1, 2010 by hansnoi

[chesneychez]

haha !!!

Could someone kindly upload some photos of the protest ?

[Rathai]

Witnesses heard chants of “no shirts! No shirts!” -- They then stripped off thier pants and underwear? Thank God no one yelled "Songkran! Songkran!"

[bkkjames]

"Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

euh... this is THE land of prostitution of the planet earth

but nakedness and nudeness is forbidden...

PLEASE stop all the GO GO bars and prostitution parlours or stop your hypocrisy

joke or not, story and reactions here show again how original, well mannered, intelligent and tasteful many representatives of the great superior farang culture are.

Thank you very much.

[kraxlhuber]

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, "The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

unquote

the government taking a holier-than-thou stand against disorderly protests is pretty funny. i seem to remember some sort of airport terrorism protest awhile back which led to the current government gaining power.

not that foreigners have the right to do what they want - or really have any rights at all in this crazy country - but it is nice that some farangs stood up to complain. even if they were fat naked Germans.

all good, the problem is that images (are they available George?) of the fat naked Germans will hit the internet and cause all kinds of bad publicity for the country.

Now,

in Aussie some days ago , some pix-artist photographed 10 ooo.- thousend ??!! nud_e poeple for all to see in the public.This picture was even published in a english newspaper in Bangkok!So much for censureship,or double standard.

Ill buy a T-shirt with the Streakers running,and wear it day by day,where is such a sale.

If you enter a police station inTIT,you see on the wall a placate the sice of 5 newspapers unfolded,with all the fines to be paid to the fuzz if you trespass the law.

For appearing nud_e in public the fine is 500 Baht.

Now ,some wise guy in uniform ,might as well go to Jomthien ,and see how many ladys/gentlemen arr in any state of undress ,and collect the fine from a bathing suit wearing tourist.

Xcuse me ,not all germans are old,bald,fat, ugly,drunk all the time,have the Germans in Nana Plaza been wearing german dresses?A lederhosen,Austrian and Swiss speak german too, about 150 million poeple in the world speak german to some extend,now you know.

If you visit Spain in the summer, surely some other nationalities get drunk ,and singing on the middle of the night and making love on the beach.

[bkkjames]

quote:

A spokesman from the Thai Culture Ministry, Boonlert Weng, said, "The Nana Entertainment Plaza is no place for foreigners to run naked and free. Foreigners should know Thai culture strictly forbids nakedness and nudeness and respect should be the order."

unquote

the government taking a holier-than-thou stand against disorderly protests is pretty funny. i seem to remember some sort of airport terrorism protest awhile back which led to the current government gaining power.

not that foreigners have the right to do what they want - or really have any rights at all in this crazy country - but it is nice that some farangs stood up to complain. even if they were fat naked Germans.

all good, the problem is that images (are they available George?) of the fat naked Germans will hit the internet and cause all kinds of bad publicity for the country.

Now,

in Aussie some days ago , some pix-artist photographed 10 ooo.- thousend ??!! nud_e poeple for all to see in the public.This picture was even published in a english newspaper in Bangkok!So much for censureship,or double standard.

Ill buy a T-shirt with the Streakers running,and wear it day by day,where is such a sale.

If you enter a police station inTIT,you see on the wall a placate the sice of 5 newspapers unfolded,with all the fines to be paid to the fuzz if you trespass the law.

For appearing nud_e in public the fine is 500 Baht.

Now ,some wise guy in uniform ,might as well go to Jomthien ,and see how many ladys/gentlemen arr in any state of undress ,and collect the fine from a bathing suit wearing tourist.

Xcuse me ,not all germans are old,bald,fat, ugly,drunk all the time,have the Germans in Nana Plaza been wearing german dresses?A lederhosen,Austrian and Swiss speak german too, about 150 million poeple in the world speak german to some extend,now you know.

If you visit Spain in the summer, surely some other nationalities get drunk ,and singing on the middle of the night and making love on the beach.

don't shoot me mate, i was only quoting the OP.

[Garry]

I hope the nudists weren't showing their weng's too much.