Condoms Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line . . .

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide. <deleted> condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30minutes.

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! !

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal. Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.

What about Cuprinol - No one does wood more good.