It's Hard to Beat a Texan

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls

up next to a guy in a

Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open

and he yells at the

guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that

Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too ... see?" the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in

the Volkswagen says,

"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan

replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes

off. Well, the guy in

the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so immediately

goes to a customizing

shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of

his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He

picks up his car and

drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen

Beetle with the Texas

plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the

road, so he pulls his

Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are

all fogged up and he

feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of

his newly modified Rolls

and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

(It's ok, the joke is CLEAN)

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a

crack and peeks out.

The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan,

"What's up?"

"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my

Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO

TELL ME THAT?"

Yeah, seen one VW trailer.