Swede Attempts To Bribe His Way Out Of Massive Drug Bust

[ChangMaiSausage]

TAWP you have extensive knowledge in the cost and selling prices, something you want to tell us?

[TheItaliann]

Nice bragging TAWP.

[gharknes]

expect to see a few more arrests as he starts to provide his dealer/supplier network, my guess would be if he had offered money plus information he may have got away without even a press announcement or he himself has been shopped by another member who got a deal with the police.

[Forethat]

What were they going to do with 4 vibrators. I would of like to see that party.

Swedes are not known for their endowment...

Ehhh...personally, I would never go public with a personal interest in penis sizes the way you do. But hey, whatever does it for you! Any nationality in particular you prefer? Oh, wait….we don’t want to know…!

[TAWP]

TAWP you have extensive knowledge in the cost and selling prices, something you want to tell us?

That I have a knack for wanting to know things and ask questions when I can.

I'm however not a user myself, but have friends and contacts on both sides of the trade.

And this Swedish lad is a typical loser.

[Payboy]

Edit: HAH - yes, he was carrying gram, not kilo...and I read the report that he was a big dealer. Hence I misread it, somehow, as kg.

So I revise my estimation to 12 years in jail.

Swedes are not known for their endowment...

Actually, we are.

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

[Forethat]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Actually, sfokevin made me wonder what the he** it is that he finds so bloody attractive about penises, so I did a bit of googling. And in case you are american or british it doesn't look too good compared to the swedish alternative.

Where are you from, Payboy?

[TAWP]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

[lilkitty]

His girlfriend is probably more pi**ed about the lost sex toys than about the lost drugs.

[TAWP]

She suffers from withdrawal?

[Shotime]

Are dildo's illegal in Thailand?

Yes

Regards

I'm surprised at that, there seems to be so many on the forum.

I'm changing my username to Mentally Challenged Illegal Dildo Member

[TAWP]

I still cannot get over the fact that the headline says 'massive'. Nothing massive about the quantity he had. I have seen people drop more than that on the floor and laughed at private parties. :S

Sorry for the gram and kg mixup due to it.

[lilkitty]

I still cannot get over the fact that the headline says 'massive'. Nothing massive about the quantity he had. I have seen people drop more than that on the floor and laughed at private parties. :S

Sorry for the gram and kg mixup due to it.

The dildos are pretty massive.

[jcbangkok]

Are dildo's illegal in Thailand?

Yes

Regards

No mention of any charged for dildo possession or carrying a concealed dildo but then again the article does mention if they found them in the room or while doing searches of the suspects.

Maybe those we see in the picture belonged to somebody at police HQ and they just didn't move them for the picture.

But seriously very sad. Guys life is basically over ... the choices we make ...

[jcbangkok]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

Where is Nigeria? Also, I found a similar study done this same year that by chance looks like the same results as your study

2001 STUDY of MOST DISHONEST MEN BY COUNTRY

from most dishonest to least

1. France

2. Italy

3. Mexico

4. Germany

5. Chile

6. Colombia

7. Spain

8. JAPAN

9. USA

10. Venezuela

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia

13. Greece

14. India

15. South Korea

[neverdie]

I still cannot get over the fact that the headline says 'massive'. Nothing massive about the quantity he had. I have seen people drop more than that on the floor and laughed at private parties. :S

Sorry for the gram and kg mixup due to it.

The dildos are pretty massive.

For a little kitty I can imagine they would be very intimidating nb: I did not use the word pussy.

Edited May 18, 2010 by neverdie

[Heng]

So many claim that Thai police are corrupt.

Appears not to be true in this case.

Some are, some aren't. And as per a whole barrel of other issues, the tourist in question probably shouldn't have approached the situation along the lines of: 'driving without a license or motorcycle helmet' type violation, so I'll just pay a fine right here then?

Here, just like the world over, you typically must pay (on time, regularly, and don't forget those gift baskets on top of that) your protection dues BEFORE, not AFTER.

[richieudon]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

Girth???

According to girls, that's what it's all about...

[agord]

Are dildo's illegal in Thailand?

Yes

Regards

I'm surprised at that, there seems to be so many on the forum.

best post I have seen today Never Die

[agord]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

Girth???

According to girls, that's what it's all about...

I don't want to dispute this study but Japan #8?

[Steely Dan]

Are dildo's illegal in Thailand?

Yes

Regards

Naturally, for fear of making the resident male population completely redundant.

[coldone]

So many claim that Thai police are corrupt.

Appears not to be true in this case.

The police claim he offered a million. I suspect he actually offered 50,000 baht, and waited until that would have needed to be shared among a lot of people. If he had offered a big bribe to the right person when first arrested but before any paperwork, it probably would have worked. That said, I may be unfair. On rare occasions, I have met an honest policeman in Thailand (most recently in Surin).

I've got a Thai friend in a special unit, stationed in Korat, working also in Pattaya. They don't take money, most of them are very serious not to be corrupt. What you suspect is something else. Not all cats are black, or?

given this comment in an earlier post:

It's pretty obvious why foreigners had lost so much face in the LOS.

the bolded comment above seems to expose you as a major hypocrite.

[MILT]

So many claim that Thai police are corrupt.

Appears not to be true in this case.

The police claim he offered a million. I suspect he actually offered 50,000 baht, and waited until that would have needed to be shared among a lot of people. If he had offered a big bribe to the right person when first arrested but before any paperwork, it probably would have worked. That said, I may be unfair. On rare occasions, I have met an honest policeman in Thailand (most recently in Surin).

Since the time I moved to Thailand, I have payed tea money for no helmet and seat belt hundred of times, but in the last 3 or 4 years I have had to go to the police station to pay the fine. I have a Thai family member that is a policeman and he is telling me that the new police recruits have no interest in bribes and that police integrity and professionalism is what the Thai police want the world to see. Yes there are still many fat cat police working the system and making their tea money but I think that when it comes to potential high profile cases the police are more interested in the lime light.

[rafval]

if you run out of yaba the cells at soi 9 are one place you can always buy some, the place is seriously corrupt

[scorecard]

What were they going to do with 4 vibrators. I would of like to see that party.

Guess the Smith & Wesson was just a sex toy. The vibes were just decoration.

It's pretty obvious why foreigners had lost so much face in the LOS.

How did he get the pistol into Thailand?

Or, did he buy it in Pattaya?

Or, does he have it in'storage' in Pattaya for regular trips here?

Why does he need to have a pistol?

[ballpoint]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

Well I'm not lobbing off a couple of inches just to make a French girl feel at home.

[Colabamumbai]

What were they going to do with 4 vibrators. I would of like to see that party.

Hiding the dope in them.

[animatic]

On freelancer popped for not going through a 'local area supervisor',

for the ones we know control the majority of the trade.

Green or brown you pay, or you pay much bigger later.

Just keeping order in the trade ya see.

[animatic]

Any chance you mixed up inches and centimetres as well?

Haha, well-played Sir.

Since you started talking, better post one stats I found:

2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations:

1. France 16 cm

2. Italy 15 cm

3. Mexico 14.9 cm

4. Germany 14.48 cm

5. Chile 14 cm

6. Colombia 13.9 cm

7. Spain 13.58 cm

8. JAPAN 13 cm

9. USA 12.9 cm

10. Venezuela 12.7 cm

11. Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm

13. Greece 12.18 cm

14. India 10.2 cm

15. South Korea 9.6 cm

Well I'm not lobbing off a couple of inches just to make a French girl feel at home.

Not a problem, they are willing to adapt.

[mca]

At the risk of being crude a girl once asked me to give her a good 9 inches and make her scream so I did her 3 times and took her to see " Friday The 13th "