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Something To Offend Everyone

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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

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> What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

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> What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

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> One US leader.

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Can someone tell me the metric equivalent to that US measure?

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