Totster Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 (edited) A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?" He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos." She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to h3ll." St. Peter says, "In h3ll, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized." She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that." totster Edited June 20, 2005 by Totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 that one was really fun mate...greatttt........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnoorsapl Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that." Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricktan Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you are girl what will your pefer Heaven or H3ll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I'm not good at pain either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnoorsapl Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I'm not good at pain either <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What medicine would you prescribe for your patient doc. to the relieve pains. ? J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a woman who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat and etc.. etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 If you take a woman to a movie theatre, she is perfectly happy to put the seat down. Why the problem with the toilet seat I wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) If you take a woman to a movie theatre, she is perfectly happy to put the seat down. Why the problem with the toilet seat I wonder <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep it UP!! Edited June 24, 2005 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I try to ... I do ... I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I try to ... I do ... I do <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Viagra, Doc... Viagra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I sucked the blue tab and got a stiff neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I sucked the blue tab and got a stiff neck <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On New years day 2001, following a very heavy party in Amsterdam, I arrived at work the worse for wear. For on the few times in my life, I had to have aspirin or something. I asked a colleague of mine for something for headaches, and this 50 years old computer guy (friend) gives me a blue pill. I had to relieve myself in a wanky manner about once an hour. When confronted my friend said, "Well, you asked for something for headaches... This will definitly have your head aching." True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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