Everybody is attacking the women poster. This really is a manly man thread.     

Alas, the age of gallantry and good manners is long past.

sceadugenga is considered a dinosaur in this field also.

Edited June 21, 201016 yr by sceadugenga

Alas, the age of gallantry and good manners is long past.

sceadugenga is considered a dinosaur in this field also.

what is really happening & what u tink is appening r two diffffferent tings.

I weigh 52 kilos with my clothes on. Including Catapiller boots.

Get off the thread, THIS is no place for you if you don't wear DOC MARTINS

Thought it was Martens ??

These days it's Crocs, surely ?

^It is indeed Martens. my bad , 10 min sinners bin.

This really is a manly man thread.

i was going to say something really cruel to you about not being a man, but them I remembered we are suppose to be kind to each other on this thread .

Anyways, have a nice day.

I weigh 52 kilos with my clothes on. Including Catapiller boots.

Crikey, you're a wee thing. I could lift you over my head.

We could some sort of Olyic thing<

Yeah, ok. The possibilities are many.

I'm afraid that almost any smiley now would give this discussion all sorts of connotations.

Edited June 21, 201016 yr by Harcourt

I weigh 52 kilos with my clothes on. Including Catapiller boots.

Get off the thread, THIS is no place for you if you don't wear DOC MARTINS

Thought it was Martens ??

These days it's Crocs, surely ?

Get out of this thread with that sort of blasphemy!!!!!

Crocs! They should never have been invented, and no man worth his salt would dare mention them, especially in the secvret men's business thread.

Shame on you!

(I wrote "Shame on you. (fullstop, space)", then clicked the smiley and the smiley ended up where it is. At least it didn't go right to the top as it often does.)

I weigh 52 kilos with my clothes on. Including Catapiller boots.

Get off the thread, THIS is no place for you if you don't wear DOC MARTINS

Thought it was Martens ??

These days it's Crocs, surely ?

Get out of this thread with that sort of blasphemy!!!!!

Crocs! They should never have been invented, and no man worth his salt would dare mention them, especially in the secvret men's business thread.

Shame on you!

(I wrote "Shame on you. (fullstop, space)", then clicked the smiley and the smiley ended up where it is. At least it didn't go right to the top as it often does.)

I've just come back from a short break in Cebu, Philippines.

On my way to the airport I passed a warehouse that had a sign "Official Crocs Outlet Store". Didn't stop, had a plane to catch.

But is this the real factory, or one of the usual Philippine cons?

(Didn't know what these things were until a couple of weeks ago, when there was a newspaper article about a boy who was saved from electrocution by his Crocs. (No, I didn't believe it either)

I still prefer my Made-in-Vietnam Caterpillar boots anyway.

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I weigh 52 kilos with my clothes on. Including Catapiller boots.

Get off the thread, THIS is no place for you if you don't wear DOC MARTINS

Thought it was Martens ??

These days it's Crocs, surely ?

Get out of this thread with that sort of blasphemy!!!!!

Crocs! They should never have been invented, and no man worth his salt would dare mention them, especially in the secvret men's business thread.

Shame on you!

(I wrote "Shame on you. (fullstop, space)", then clicked the smiley and the smiley ended up where it is. At least it didn't go right to the top as it often does.)

I thought you came from Fiji?

I've never heard of Crocs....

The only real secret mens business involves sitting in the bathroom for hours on end then emerging wearing a gas mask.

Yep, nothing like the satisfaction of working hard for half an hour on the crapper backing out a Mars Bar or making a Four 'n Twenty pie. Almost better than sex when the job is done.

Yep, nothing like the satisfaction of working hard for half an hour on the crapper backing out a Mars Bar or making a Four 'n Twenty pie. Almost better than sex when the job is done.

thats a good lead for secret mens words(slang) that we use that some women may not always understand

.my favorites are cracking open the bombay sapphire out of the old chocolate starfish or bourneville cichane.

any advance on those or anyone got any other slang descriptions or definitions. sorry in advance ladies, but soundman did start it.

The old English expression " I'd give her one " is always useful.

Used when one's Asian spouse catches you looking at an attractive woman.

"What are you looking at "

" Don't worry my dear, I'd give her one "

" What did you say "

" I'd give her one, but you my, love I of course give ten out of ten "

And yes Sounders started it.

"Squeeze a greasy coil" has some poetry to it.

"Slide one down the cadbury canal"

Then there's the other bodily function..... "shake the snake", "strangle the maggot" are 2 that come to mind.

Yep, nothing like the satisfaction of working hard for half an hour on the crapper backing out a Mars Bar or making a Four 'n Twenty pie. Almost better than sex when the job is done.

Almost ???

A good crap lasts longer and keeps you feeling better for longer.

The only real secret mens business involves sitting in the bathroom for hours on end then emerging wearing a gas mask.

Ohhh and like you're &lt;deleted&gt; don't stink.

Your better to fart and stink a little

then bust you're guts and be a cripple

In our house my children shout LAP...............( Loud And Proud ) !!!!

This guys got a big set of testicles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpjxYI3d2Ac

Oh deary me!!!

Jaysus! That poor man. I bet it would take a relatively simple operation to remove it...sad he has to live with it.

Philaria (Elephantaiasis)? I used to see people with one or two legs swollen with philaria in Fiji. It's amazing how people just accept their lot, even with debilitations like that.

Jai Dee posted this in "Short Ones"....

A woman goes to her GP, says to the doc, "I have a problem with my vagina."

Doc says, "Take off your knickers and get up on the examination table. I will have a look."

She does as he says and gets on the the table. When opening her legs, a voice shouts, "C'mon England!"

The doc says to the woman, "It's nothing to worry about... a lot of cnuts shout that."

As I read it, I had the imagery of a talking &lt;deleted&gt;....I imagine a video buff will edit something (like the crazy chick ND posted recently) and create something that should perhaps be left uncreated.

I believe what you seek may be found in " Outside The Box "

Oops.....maybe I shouldn't laugh...perhaps your aim was at the likes of me.

I am sometimes perplexed at how google creates its advertising. Between the posts of a talking vagina is this one from Google appear on my monitor (in Oz)

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Can someone explain this or is it a random act of stupidity?

CB

Can someone explain this or is it a random act of stupidity?

Google is obviously male.