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What to write for my 10,000th post?

Well I have been thinking about this since post 873 was removed for objectionable content on my behalf and needless to say I have put little thought into this.

No lost sleep, grey hairs, ulcers or hemorrhoids worrying about coming up with something noteworthy, memorable, something to hang your hat on for this post. Although a recent check of my IQ revealed that I have dumbed down 4.5 points since my last check-up. It must be conditioning although I won't point a finger directly at the Football forum.

I did a quick calculation of how much time I have spent on here in the last few years and while TOO MUCH is pretty accurate, I am sure George and CO probably have some fancy stat that includes this and my average length of post – so if you really want to know I suggest you ask him directly.

Moving forward, I want to hit the reset button and start a new account, on the account that I have thought of a few much more creative Member Names than just Bkkjames. Here are a few on the short short list. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. But keep it civil, I don't mind you having a go at me as long as it's creative.

In no particulate odour I present :

BKKJAMES

JAMESOBKK

BJKKAMES

SEMAJKKB

OBNOXIOUS JAMES2

Here's to another 10,000! Oops I see on my profile it says.. Active Posts: 10271 (6 per day)

Please ignore everything I have written as it is no longer applicable.

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Posted

Magnificent milestone James! Keep it up.

I should get a commission Midas - or at least a t-shirt from George that says

"I survived TV".

:)

Posted

Magnificent milestone James! Keep it up.

Apparently that viagra stuff works wonders for that. :)

If he followed that advice he may find other things more attractive than building up his post numbers in this forum.

Posted

Magnificent milestone James! Keep it up.

Apparently that viagra stuff works wonders for that.  :)

If he followed that advice he may find other things more attractive than building up his post numbers in this forum.

Please note in the OP when I spoke about creative smart-ass remarks. Thank you.  :D

Posted

..and I was trying to think of something suitable to post for my 500th.

couldn't do it.

I'd thought of myself as something of a wit but it turns out I was only half right. :wacko:

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