alvino Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." " This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the ###### poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 Personal Pet Peeve: WHen a friend just supposes that he/she can drink out of my glass or bottle without invitation just becasue we`re friends... I like this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 (edited) lol good one man..... Edited June 25, 2005 by The Nemi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 1. The lil guy's life is saved 2. Trouble making driver is repaid well 3. Gardner gets F)(**(&^&^g lucky 4. Wife gets well laid All live happily ever after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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