A couple of friends were walking down a street when they spotted a new Ice Cream Parlour which was advertising that it had a million flavours and that if they didn't have a flavour that the customer wanted they could make it for them. If it was unable to be made the customer would get free ice cream for a year.

The friends entered the parlour and decided to stump and beat the owner of the Ice Cream Parlour, so they asked if the owner had a pussy flavoured ice cream flavour. A vagina flavour the owner repeated - interesting.

To the surprise of the two friends, the owner said no problem come back tommorow.

The friends returned to the store the next day to sample the new flavour, the store owner prepares a large cone with a big ball of his new creation:-

the friends open their mouths wide and extend their tongues and both take big long greedy licks of the ice cream:-

then they start coughing up and sputtering and spitting the ice cream out of their mouths and complain that the ice cream was awful and tasted like shit,

the owner of the parlour starts to laugh and tells them not to take such big licks to get the pussy flavour take shorter tighter licks.

Edited June 29, 200521 yr by Bentley 7

well you ask for it.