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Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"

It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was trying to get a signal on it's iPhone 4.

Two iPhone 4's got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful...

Apparently they held it in the wrong place.

BBC News: Police find three of Raoul Moat's mobile phones.

Two have been charged, but they are holding his iPhone until they can get a signal.

Most popular iPhone App of the month:

Public Telephone Box Locator.

So Apple are holding a news conference today.

What happens if they don't hold it correctly?

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Read recently that Apple has invented a breast implant that plays music.

This is because woman complain that men always look at their breasts but never listen to them.

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