A WOMAN driver performed a sex act on herself while overtaking lorries on the M6, a court heard yesterday.

Miranda Chapman, 43, pulled down her trousers and knickers to pleasure herself.

Trucker Jonathan Kitchen looked out of his cab and saw her naked below the waist as she slowly overtook his HGV in her Peugeot 307.

He was so shocked by the sight that he called police. A patrol pulled Chapman over a few miles further along the motorway.

Mr Kitchen was convinced she was deliberately going slowly, prosecutors told magistrates in Penrith, Cumbria. Mum-of-four Chapman, from Appleby-in-Westmorland, wept at the hearing after she admitted dangerous driving and outraging decency.

Defence lawyer Judith Birbeck said Chapman was "trying to make herself feel better" after being left "greatly distressed" by the news her mentally ill daughter was pregnant and her son was being deployed to Afghanistan.

Chapman, who had been returning home from a shopping trip, denied slowing down so that people could see her.

Ms Birbeck said: "As far as she was concerned she was in the privacy of her own car."

Magistrates imposed an interim driving ban until Chapman, a volunteer worker for a domestic abuse helpline, is sentenced next month.

'Distressed' ... Miranda Chapmanhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3124524/M6-mum-fondled-self-as-she-passed-trucker.html

That's Tiggs !!!!!

He's grown his hair....................... ( think i liked the old Tiggs better, preferred the old one's driving habits anyway )

Trucker Jonathan Kitchen looked out of his cab and saw her naked below the waist as she slowly overtook his HGV in her Peugeot 307.

He was so shocked by the sight that he called police. A patrol pulled Chapman over a few miles further along the motorway.

i bet he wouldnt have complained if it was a 20 year old stunner

Perhaps the trucker was gay. He certainly couldn't have been happy.

Sorry for the double post. My internet gets stuck occasionally.

I remember seeing something similar when driving in California. but we didn't turn her in.

Edited September 4, 201015 yr by IanForbes

Sorry for the double post. My internet gets stuck occasionally.

I remember seeing something similar when driving in California. but we didn't turn her in.

Ahh but did she turn you on? Come on Ian don't hold back we know you must have a pic.....!

Sorry for the double post. My internet gets stuck occasionally.

I remember seeing something similar when driving in California. but we didn't turn her in.

Ahh but did she turn you on? Come on Ian don't hold back we know you must have a pic.....!

Yah, I got the picture, but I can't post it here. ... even in Bedlam.

Sorry for the double post. My internet gets stuck occasionally.

I remember seeing something similar when driving in California. but we didn't turn her in.

Ahh but did she turn you on? Come on Ian don't hold back we know you must have a pic.....!

Yah, I got the picture, but I can't post it here. ... even in Bedlam.

Good work fella!

I don't understand why people are so preoccupied with other people's sexual habits......nobody seems interested in mine.

She should have realised someone would finger her.

Edited September 4, 201015 yr by chickenslegs

She should have realised someone would finger her.

Indeed

She's well and truly screwed now...............

She should have realised someone would finger her.

. Too funny.

What a shocker, that poor truck driver could possibly be scarred for life.

In my youth, whilst submitting a contract to a multi-national, I overheard a typing pool conversation. It started with "those bloody lights at Hoe St drive me crazy, they keep you so long." Lots of agreement. "I sometimes have a little fiddle waiting there." Lots of laughter. "Do you? I do that alot." Suddenly 3 or 4 different voices are regaling over when and how they play with themselves in the car. I was shocked....pleasantly. I was called a minute later and reluctantly left.

Regards.

Perhaps the trucker was gay. He certainly couldn't have been happy.

In my youth to be gay meant being happy.

Gay was the eighth member of the " seven" dwarfs. He was just working on a cruise ship " entertaining" when Miss White turned up ( the mines played havoc with his nails )

Defence lawyer Judith Birbeck said Chapman was "trying to make herself feel better" after being left "greatly distressed" by the news her mentally ill daughter was pregnant and her son was being deployed to Afghanistan.

Is that the best excuse her lawyer could come up with?

Here's my suggestion "Officer, I was on my way home from work after a busy day. The traffic was slow and it was a good opportunity to catch up with some correspondence. I was sticking stamps on to some envelopes, but my mouth went dry...."

Or................... I read in the paper the Postman had gone missing, I was just checking in the last place I saw him.

sheed...can't count the number of blow jobs that I've had while driving on interstate 5 btw LA and SF...countless people must've seen us, but I always slowed down to the slow lane when just about to pop for safety reasons...

people complainin' in the UK are just weird...then there was the 'EastEnders' actress that got busted fer a blow job with her husband at a lay-by in the the Midlands about 10 years ago...the police were appalled...

' 'ere!...you caun't do that!...'

Edited September 10, 201015 yr by tutsiwarrior

Could have been worse. She could have just been wetting her finger to turn the pages of her Koran.

OMG.............. Burn him burn him !!!!!!!!!

<deleted>, she is in a car.......

He is up in a truck....

In all reality, howcould he really tell if she was having a thrill, or just relieving an "itch"

Dumb woman shoulda said she was scratching.

<deleted>, she is in a car.......

He is up in a truck....

In all reality, howcould he really tell if she was having a thrill, or just relieving an "itch"

Dumb woman shoulda said she was scratching.

To a lady of quality, that would never do....( sort of infers crabs )

To a lady of quality, that would never do....( sort of infers crabs )

And the alternative is...............?

To a lady of quality, that would never do....( sort of infers crabs )

And the alternative is...............?

Well I suppose any other form of crustacean," I had just been to Harrods and dropped a Lobster down my draws" that may work............

Just about on-topic for this discussion, I was travelling in a London black cab near Kings X station many years ago, when the driver uttered an expletive and pointed to a rather ugly prostitute who was standing outside a newsagent, with her skirt hitched up, knickers down and 'pleasuring' herself.

My cabbie almost crashed into a lamp-post!

And it isn't just women who seem to enjoy public self-pleasure. In the 80s I ran a recruitment agent who placed contract staff in telecoms companies, at very lucrative hourly rates. One day I got a phone call from Phillips Telecom to advise me that my top contractor had been sacked after the cleaning ladies found him having a wank in the company library.

Simon

Just about on-topic for this discussion,

Simon, you're in Bedlam, staying on=topic has never been a priority