astral Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition......£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month.. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterbigeyes Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 LOL! very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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