THE FIRST BLONDE GUY JOKE

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on

scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!

If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to

jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos

again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna

sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his

death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd

known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would

have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or

enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife

said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Well worth the wait....

Old joke...

All jokes are old jokes -- just told in new ways....

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Good one, drummer