Are You A Pikey Chav?

[davethailand]

It seems that the UK is now becoming over run by "chavs".

At first i did'nt even know what a chav was but after a bit of homework i've discovered that they are the new race of British youth.

Personally i find it all a bit pathetic and pikeyish,

Are you a chav?

take the test

Here's my result-

You are 18 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Wonder what result DJ Pat gets?

Edited July 19, 2005 by davethailand

[markt]

We live in Plaistow. It's full of Asians and Chavs... and Poles. and Ruskies. and Nigerians. and Flips. and Somalis....

[frond]

We live in Plaistow. It's full of Asians and Chavs... and Poles. and Ruskies. and Nigerians. and Flips. and Somalis....

You poor fellow.

Edited July 19, 2005 by frond

[markt]

Thanx

[Boo]

You are 11 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

[Thetyim]

I only scored 8%

Should I be happy or sad ?

[Boo]

happy, very happy

[daleyboy]

Wannabe chav

You are 10 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Not happy about 10% looks like eating pot noodles and my sister having a hot tub in her garden makes me a wannabe

Edited July 19, 2005 by daleyboy

[chechoie]

In Glasgow they are called Neds.

What are they called in Thailand? Do they exist here?

[Jeffery Stanthorpe]

So where are these guys from, I have never heard of them in the States and we seem to have everything, are they same as slavs or something, i think we got them, some kind of Russians or something, crazy people out there..

It seems that the UK is now becoming over run by "chavs".

At first i did'nt even know what a chav was but after a bit of homework i've discovered that they are the new race of British youth.

Personally i find it all a bit pathetic and pikeyish,

Are you a chav?

take the test

Here's my result-

You are 18 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Wonder what result DJ Pat gets?    

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[johnh101]

8%, which of course means 92% NOT Chav.

Which of course means that the current "Biggest Chav" is Dave................

Edited July 19, 2005 by johnh101

[chechoie]

So where are these guys from, I have never heard of them in the States and we seem to have everything, are they same as slavs or something, i think we got them, some kind of Russians or something, crazy people out

Try this site, glasgowsurvival.co.uk, it would be funny, if it wasn't so pathetic.

One of the reasons I left.

[baht&sold]

Fascinating...as a Canadian, wasn't aware of this phenom but it's all starting to make a bit of sense.

Might've spotted these two recently in Pattaya or (??) :

"real pictures of Chav scum"

Edited July 19, 2005 by baht&sold

[Blake7]

I was 8% chav. Think that was because I have eaten a pot noodle before and bought flowers from a garage. But only 18% Dave? Thought you were an Essex boy???

[phuketsiam]

Wannabe chav

You are 10 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

seems the pot noodle in my student days and 2 year stint working near blackpool did it for me, and oh I take the shampoo from the hotel to fill it up with mine cos I like the little bottles

[ArtfulD]

You are 15 % chav.

Phew...not the worst!

[withnail]

Oh dear god somebody please kill me. I hope someone gets higher than this.

Wannabe chav

You are 23 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

[Jockstar]

What ever happened to Supachav that was on here? Havent seen a post for a while. Was he banned?

[Boo]

yep

[withnail]

Whilst we're on the subject and as I'm apparently the biggest chav on TV. Some of you might enjoy this. Innit

http://www.virtuapikey.com/

[phuketsiam]

yep

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why

[dereklev]

You are 15 % chav.

Phew...not the worst!

I got 15% too......

I have eaten in a Little Chef, I have purchased flowers at a petrol station. I have been to Ibiza more than once, I have been to Blackpool pleasure beach and I have nicked the freebies from a hotel! !

These are my crimes and I confess to them in the hope of receiving Absolution! !

[RDN]

yep

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why

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to...

My result: 18% Chav. I just don't believe it!

I think what let me down was:

1. Yes, I've actually eaten at a Little Chef. The M4 doesn't have many places and I was bl00dy hungry!

2. Yes, I had a huge collection of hotel shampoos in my bathroom cabinet. A bit like collecting miniature bottles of wine.

3. Yes, I called my gran "Nan". So what?

4. Pay as you go phones... it's normal in Thailand. Isn't it?

5. Afternoons in the Amusement Arcade. Great fun.

6. What's wrong with Corned Beef for chrissake?

[Blake7]

Anyone who is still confued as to what a chav is can visit this site:

www.chavscum.co.uk

[withnail]

There's anuvver one here innit

http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html

[ProfessorFart]

54%!!!!???? Eh! What! Who!!??

You are the official chav-in-training, you know where you want to be but there are still a few obstacles to get through before you make it as a fully paid up member of chavdom. Keep on flying the Burberry flag, watch a few more episodes of Footballer's Wives and you'll be home and dry.

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[withnail]

54%!!!!???? Eh! What! Who!!??

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That's impressive! Gaawd knows how you managed that geezer

Edited July 19, 2005 by withnail

[ProfessorFart]

Too long in North London!

I'm out of here..........

That chavscum.com site is equally hilarious and depressing.

There are some amazingly decent looking girls dotted around the gallery but when you realise that they are all getting theirs from some demibrained cretin and will have 4 kids from a possible 8 different fathers by the time they are 22 one feels an urge to head for the airport.

Is this really the face of British youth today? I despair. I'm heading off back to Thailand. I refuse to reproduce in this country!

[Jai Dee]

I refuse to reproduce in this country!

I couldn't get past page 1 of the survey, but that line has gotta be ThaiVisa's quote of the day!

[meom]

3%; also Wanabee