A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady

cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a

bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,

"Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally

got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the

counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine

standing in there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and

said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a

couple of old duffel bags".

Another classic

Quality :cheesy:

from a different version...

The man said "did you see my Ferrari?"

The lady said "No, seen a mini with two flat tyres"