How To Make Love......From A Cooks Perspective

[Chris Lawrence]

Ingredients-

4 laughing eyes,

4 well shaped legs, 4 loving arms,

2 firm milk containers,

2 nuts,

1 mixing bowl,

1 firm banana.

Instructions-

1. Look into laughing eyes

2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms

3. Squeeze & massage milk containers very gently

4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl working in an out until well creamed

5. As heat rises plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak, preferably not overnight

6. The cake is done when banana is soft, if banana doesn't soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls!

Notes -

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use!

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use!

3. If cake rises, leave town!