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Dont point that thing at me, i dont know where its been!

I want to clarify one point. This topic has been call my "anal sex thread". I want to make it clear that this topic is not about anal sex. It is about the prostate. The prostate is involved every time a man squirts...regardless of who he's with or what he is doing to himself or someone else is doing to him. I mentioned 3 ways that the prostate can be stimulated and only one of the three involved the anus.

All men who like to squirt should learn about the prostate and its importance in creating quality squirting whether hetero, homo, or bi....the prostate is where most of the pleasure comes from and you can enhance your sex life by learning how to get it working for you.............and speaking of working for you......please remember that the prostate can work AGAINST you too. If you are over 40 you should be aware that the prostate is susceptible to cancer, but luckily with todays cancer treatment there is no need to die from prostate cancer. If caught early almost all prostatic cancer is cureable...I don't know the percentage here but I do no that the most important thing for curing the cancer is EARLY DETECTION. The earlier you detect the cancer the better will be the outcome in every respect and the later it is detecte the worse the outcome will be in every respect. One of the things you should do is have some Doctor put his finger up your anus and check on your prostates condition....every year. Now, having seen how quickly many of you TV posters fixated on the anal sex aspect of the topic of "the prostate" and how negative and averse you are to the topic in general I can see that many of you are probably avoiding getting these medical checkups....you may die because of your silly aversion to a 60 second anal probe every year or so!!!!!! You may loose your sexual functioning even if you don't die because you put off getting the exam one year too many. My advice is GET OVER IT AND GO GET YOUR EXAM NEXT WEEK, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Or, you could just forget it and go away smirking about stupid Chownah and his "anal sex thread".

I want to clarify one point.  This topic has been call my "anal sex thread".  I want to make it clear that this topic is not about anal sex.  It is about the prostate.  The prostate is involved every time a man squirts...regardless of who he's with or what he is doing to himself or someone else is doing to him.  I mentioned 3 ways that the prostate can be stimulated and only one of the three involved the anus.

All men who like to squirt should learn about the prostate and its importance in creating quality squirting whether hetero, homo, or bi....the prostate is where most of the pleasure comes from and you can enhance your sex life by learning how to get it working for you.............and speaking of working for you......please remember that the prostate can work AGAINST you too.  If you are over 40 you should be aware that the prostate is susceptible to cancer, but luckily with todays cancer treatment there is no need to die from prostate cancer.  If caught early almost all prostatic cancer is cureable...I don't know the percentage here but I do no that the most important thing for curing the cancer is EARLY DETECTION.  The earlier you detect the cancer the better will be the outcome in every respect and the later it is detecte the worse the outcome will be in every respect.  One of the things you should do is have some Doctor put his finger up your anus and check on your prostates condition....every year.  Now, having seen how quickly many of you TV posters fixated on the anal sex aspect of the topic of "the prostate" and how negative and averse you are to the topic in general I can see that many of you are probably avoiding getting these medical checkups....you may die because of your silly aversion to a 60 second anal probe every year or so!!!!!!  You may loose your sexual functioning even if you don't die because you put off getting the exam one year too many.  My advice is GET OVER IT AND GO GET YOUR EXAM NEXT WEEK, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Or, you could just forget it and go away smirking about stupid Chownah and his "anal sex thread".

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Often the most liberal talk about sex, disguises a whole sea (men?) of inhibitions.

Chownah, you (and possibly a few others) need to loosen up on this sex thing.

Sex is absurd - if it wasn't for the fact it gave pleasure - it would be the most ridiculous method for satisfying a primal urge ever invented.

At least with hunger and thirst all you have to do is put some food and water in your mouth.

But with the sexual act: there's so much washing and oiling and poking and pushing and groaning and positioning and massaging; frontward, sideward, backwards, upside downwards - not the least the complications in choosing the best sex to have sex with in the first place- and for what? A couple of squirts.

You don't even get a fag (cigarette) afterwards any more.

I was explaining the sex act to my six year old the other day. He started laughing and said, "All right, Dad, I know, you'll tell me the truth when I get older".

So you've got to laugh - not at you - but by this absurdity further compounded by the obvious need to describe the required massage of the postate in the hunt for the most fun-time squirts.

I have taken your point about the medical aspects and can assure all interested that she is very gentle (my doctor, that is).

Guessing it's not your cup of tea then Thomas...? :D

"No sex for me, it's absurd."

Most couples report Anal Eze is best for this!

I thought Anal-eze was the language used by people that talk out of their a55es.

Guessing it's not your cup of tea then Thomas...? :D

"No sex for me, it's absurd."

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Not true.

I like my couple of squirts, just as much as the next man.

With or without a cup of tea.

Guessing it's not your cup of tea then Thomas...? :D

"No sex for me, it's absurd."

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Not true.

I like my couple of squirts, just as much as the next man.

With or without a cup of tea.

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I try and keep them as seperate as possible. "Squirts" can't be a good additive for tea?

Squirts are good for procreation, if distributed in the right cavity at the right time.

That cavity and time is usually not a cup of tea on a Tuesday afternoon.

Squirts are good for procreation, if distributed in the right cavity at the right time.

That cavity and time is usually not a cup of tea on a Tuesday afternoon.

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Do we get to hear what is more important than a cup of tea or a couple of squirts on a Tuesday afternoon?

Or do we have free range for our fantasies?

EDIT// Dearee me, I must get some new glasses. I now see what you are saying.

Tuesday is the day you walk around with a smile on your face.

I smile every day.

I smile every day.

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So do I.... 3 or 4 times if possible....

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I smile every day.

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So do I.... 3 or 4 times if possible....

totster

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Beat me there, Totster, I'm down to once a day now.

But then I have been smiling, every day, for over 45 years.

TM:But with the sexual act: there's so much washing and oiling and poking and pushing and groaning and positioning and massaging; frontward, sideward, backwards, upside downwards - not the least the complications in choosing the best sex to have sex with in the first place- and for what? A couple of squirts.

You don't even get a fag (cigarette) afterwards any more.

Beat me there, Totster, I'm down to once a day now.

But then I have been smiling, every day, for over 45 years.

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Well, I hope I'm still smiling when I get to your esteemed age TM..

totster

Beat me there, Totster, I'm down to once a day now.

But then I have been smiling, every day, for over 45 years.

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Well, I hope I'm still smiling when I get to your esteemed age TM..

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Well, you know what they say: if you don't use it - you lose it.

So:

Smile though your heart is aching

Smile even though it’s breaking

When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by

If you smile through your fear and sorrow

Smile and maybe tomorrow

You’ll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness

Hide every trace of sadness

Although a tear may be ever so near

That’s the time you must keep on trying

Smile, what’s the use of crying?

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile

If you just smile.

Charlie Chaplin wrote that - he was a bit of a lad too.

Can anybody tell me how to stop smiling please. Had this inane grin now since birth & can't seem to get rid of it.

One of the things you should do is have some Doctor put his finger up your anus and check on your prostates condition....every year.  Now, having seen how quickly many of you TV posters fixated on the anal sex aspect of the topic of "the prostate" and how negative and averse you are to the topic in general I can see that many of you are probably avoiding getting these medical checkups....you may die because of your silly aversion to a 60 second anal probe every year or so!!!!!!

It's easier just to get a Prostate-specific Antigen test with the rest of the blood tests in your annual check-up. I think changes in the prostate would have to be pretty significant before they can be felt with a gloved finger. A few years ago I had a urologist tell me I had "the beginnings of enlarged prostate (BPH)," based on a finger test, only to be told 3 days later by another - older and more experienced - urologist that "you have a small prostate." The reason I went back to the hospital after 3 days is that the drugs they give you for BPH have terrible side-effects. I sure am glad the first doc was wrong.

Can anybody tell me how to stop smiling please. Had this inane grin now since birth & can't seem to get rid of it.

Allow me to introduce you to my ex

Can anybody tell me how to stop smiling please. Had this inane grin now since birth & can't seem to get rid of it.

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Allow me to introduce you to my ex

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One of the things you should do is have some Doctor put his finger up your anus and check on your prostates condition....every year.  Now, having seen how quickly many of you TV posters fixated on the anal sex aspect of the topic of "the prostate" and how negative and averse you are to the topic in general I can see that many of you are probably avoiding getting these medical checkups....you may die because of your silly aversion to a 60 second anal probe every year or so!!!!!!

It's easier just to get a Prostate-specific Antigen test with the rest of the blood tests in your annual check-up. I think changes in the prostate would have to be pretty significant before they can be felt with a gloved finger. A few years ago I had a urologist tell me I had "the beginnings of enlarged prostate (BPH)," based on a finger test, only to be told 3 days later by another - older and more experienced - urologist that "you have a small prostate." The reason I went back to the hospital after 3 days is that the drugs they give you for BPH have terrible side-effects. I sure am glad the first doc was wrong.

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my last one was two years ago at home in NZ.I'm back in a couple of months and I will have another one.

let a Thai Doc near my "how's your father"....no f'ing way.

my last one was two years ago at home in NZ.I'm back in a couple of months and I will have another one.

let a Thai Doc near my "how's your father"....no f'ing way.

A Thai's finger is smaller...

I want to clarify one point.  This topic has been call my "anal sex thread".  I want to make it clear that this topic is not about anal sex.  It is about the prostate.  The prostate is involved every time a man squirts...regardless of who he's with or what he is doing to himself or someone else is doing to him.  I mentioned 3 ways that the prostate can be stimulated and only one of the three involved the anus.

All men who like to squirt should learn about the prostate and its importance in creating quality squirting whether hetero, homo, or bi....the prostate is where most of the pleasure comes from and you can enhance your sex life by learning how to get it working for you.............and speaking of working for you......please remember that the prostate can work AGAINST you too.  If you are over 40 you should be aware that the prostate is susceptible to cancer, but luckily with todays cancer treatment there is no need to die from prostate cancer.  If caught early almost all prostatic cancer is cureable...I don't know the percentage here but I do no that the most important thing for curing the cancer is EARLY DETECTION.  The earlier you detect the cancer the better will be the outcome in every respect and the later it is detecte the worse the outcome will be in every respect.  One of the things you should do is have some Doctor put his finger up your anus and check on your prostates condition....every year.  Now, having seen how quickly many of you TV posters fixated on the anal sex aspect of the topic of "the prostate" and how negative and averse you are to the topic in general I can see that many of you are probably avoiding getting these medical checkups....you may die because of your silly aversion to a 60 second anal probe every year or so!!!!!!  You may loose your sexual functioning even if you don't die because you put off getting the exam one year too many.  My advice is GET OVER IT AND GO GET YOUR EXAM NEXT WEEK, IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Or, you could just forget it and go away smirking about stupid Chownah and his "anal sex thread".

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Or you could go away thinking ,MMM Chownah has a pre-occupation with anus,s

Plenty of Doctors here.

Take your pick.